Oh yeah, I own nothing, including all of the big words below.
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How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
-Two, trying as hard as they can, and they never give up until they get it, those plucky Hufflepuffs.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
-Just one, he spent all last term studying it, aren't Ravenclaws the cleverest?
How many Gryffindors does it take to light up a wand?
-Just one, but he has to do it illegally after curfew to make it seem worthwhile.
How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
-Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.
How many dragons does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
Never mind.
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
-Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
-Who needs a lighted wand, with all that hair?
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