Russia ran as fast as his legs could go. He climbed up in the nearest tree with a ton a leaves to hide himself. Sometime later Prussia climbed up in the same tree.

"Woah, that was to close. I am to awesome for this." Prussia complained. He looked to the left of him. Prussia looked at Russia, Russia glared back.

"Oh, it has to be you, I REALLY hate you, you know that.?" Prussia pointed at him.

"Your not my first or last choice either." Russia rolled his eyes.

"What are you doing here anyway." Prussia glared.

"If you have to know, I am hiding from Belarus."

"Again Russia! Wow you loser!" Prussia laughed.

"If you are done laughing at me, tell me why you are here" Russia demanded.

"Well, you see Hungary,she is well..., let me tell you this. It is not my fault."

"Really? Like I believe that." Russia stared at Prussia.

"Well, I kinda pulled Austria's pants down when he was about to play the piano."he laughed.

"Your an idiot"Russia smirked.

"Same for you Russia!"Prussia yelled almost falling out of the tree.

"Oh, so your admitting that you are an idiot?"Russia smirked.

"Arschloch." Prussia glared at him.

Along the road came Belarus and Hungray.

"Hello Belarus how are you doing?" Hungray asked.

"Fine, I want to find Russia. Have you seen him? I want to MARRY HIM!"she said in a creepy voice.

"No, I have not. I am looking to Prussia myself. Let's go find Prussia and Russia together" Hungary offered.

"Yes, let's do that." Belarus said grabbing Hungray's hand and hurried off.

"Chyort voz'mi! There they are." Russia cursed.

"Nooo" Prussia screamed.

"Shut it idiot. Do you really want them to hear us."Russia scolded.

"There they are." Hungary shouted as she pointed to the tree.

"Russia...MARRIED LETS GET MARRIED." she yelled." as she ran towards the tree.

Russia grabbed his pipe and hit Prussia with it, knocking him out of the tree.

"What did you do that for Arschloch!" Prussia said lifting his head off the ground.

Russia jumped out of the tree and landed on Prussia, squishing him to the ground.

"Umph"Prussia winced.

Russia ran away before that girls had a chance to get him.

"Damn you Russia!" Prussia screamed as the girls got to him.

Prussia rang the door bell to Russia's house, there was no answer. He knocked on the door, still no answer.

"Russia, I know that your in there."Prussia yelled.

Russia looked out the up stairs window and opened it. "Oh it's you, what do you want?"he coldly said.

"Well maybe this will fresh your memory." as he showed Russia's foot print on his back and the bump on his head from the pipe.

" Da , now I remember." he laughed. "Thank you, you made a good landing." he smiled as he shut the window and walked away.

Prussia was dumbfounded. "Wh..what? Come back here! ... "I have Vodka!" he yelled raising the vodka in the later the front door unlocked. "I guess that means come in." Prussia said to himself. He walked to the door and and slowly entered. At the door frame was Russia with his hand out.

"Vodka first." he demanded.

Prussia handed the vodka over to Russia. He started walking in, only to be stopped by Russia. Russia smiled and chuckled as he pushed Prussia in the snow and locked the smirked as he went to enjoy his "present". Yet again, Prussia is left dumbfounded as he layed in the snow.

"Just my luck."he said pulling himself out of the snow. "That was not regular vodka, I hope you enjoy it Arschloch." he laughed to himself.

Arschloch-ass hole!"

Chyort voz 'mi-p damn it.