This is a parody of the story "Toothpastephobia". I do not own anything in this story except for my character Karly.

It was the worst time of day for Karly Klinger. The time she despised the most. The one time of day that put her in a bad mood. The time of day that irks her.

Morning.

She hates her alarm clock that goes off every morning. She hates the Pidgey that chirps outside her window. She hates the sun that comes in through her window. She hates getting out of her comfortable bed. She hates brushing her hair. She hates having to feed her favorite partner, Aipom. She hates eating burnt breakfast because Gary can't cook. But there's one thing she despises even more that all of that stuff.

Brushing her teeth.

She never saw a point in it. It was so useless. She only brushed her teeth if she kissed some one. But, now she has to do it anyway.

"Come on Karly." Gary mocked. "Brush your teeth already."

"Shut up Gary!" Karly said. She grabbed her toothbrush and started brushing.

"Can't you brush faster?" Gary joked.

She elbowed him in the side.

"Ow!" he said.

She finished brushing her teeth and spit out the toothpaste, holding her hair back. "You're such a jerk." she said.

"Yeah, I know." Gary said.

She kissed him, but suddenly, she pushed him back.

"Gary, that's gross! You didn't brush your teeth!" Karly said.

He laughed. "Yep."

She punched him in the arm. "That's so gross!" she said.

She didn't mind kissing Gary every morning; it's the only thing that really got her out of bed. But when he doesn't brush his teeth, it grosses her out.

Okay. That's it.

R&R