(This is solely opinion-based.

I'm trying to be as fair as I can.)

TDragon...

(A dragonic man slashes an enemy with a three-foot-long sword.)

Dragonic defender of the innocent.

TLSoulDude...

(A white hedgehog with a black cowboy hat, poncho, cowboy boots, and mismatched gloves shoots a burst of electricity at an enemy.)

Agile Ultima Master of Fictron.

WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?

To find out, our world class experts are testing the universe's greatest weapons. Using sophisticated science, they'll see what happens when the two fighters go toe-to-toe.

No rules.

No safety.

No mercy.

It's a duel to the death to decide who is...

THE DEADLIEST AUTHOR!

In the fight club, various fighters were using weapons, powers, and physical attributes to their most lethal extent from a girl hacking a gel torso with a shirt-sword to a dragon lashing out with her tail.

THIS is the Fight Club, where we've gathered media experts, computer masters, doctors, martial artists, dragons, and superhumans. All to simulate a battle between two warriors who fight for justice.

TLSoulDude...

Martial arts leader of Fictron...who also brings twice the usual amount of Imagination River Energy.

VS...

TDragon...

Half-dragon fighter for what is right.

The three Shygym brothers walked into the fight club.

Ryan Shygym, the youngest, grinned, "Boy. It's good to be back."

"You said it." Replied the second eldest, Ken. Ken was stocky, had rectangular glasses, and thick black hair.

Media and combat expert, Ken Shygym will measure the force of the two fighters weapons.

"I'm sitting on the fence for this one." Ken said, "Both fighters strongly believe in what's right, both have the skills, and both specialize in powers that comes from their bodies."

Glyre Shygym, the oldest of the three brothers, examined a gel torso. Glyre was tall and lanky, had a pair of glasses, a buzz-cut, and a leather jacket.

Medical expert, Glyre Shygym. Glyre will see how lethal each warriors weapon truly is.

"My edge goes to TDragon." Glyre said, "His weapons are one-shot, one-kill."

Ryan, the youngest, had brown hair with several cow-licks, freckles, and seemed to be the happy medium between the two brothers, physically.

Sixteen-year-old computer wiz, Ryan Shygym will input the battle data into a battle simulation and run a thousand battles between these to combatants.

"My edge goes to TL." Ryan said, "He brings pure Imagination River Energy into the fray. I think he's going to own TDragon."

This season also brings in a NEW expert...

A man walks in and shakes hands with the three brothers.

"Welcome to the team, man." Ken greeted.

Weapons expert, Ryan King a.k.a. Hurricane's Quill. RK will predict which weapons will be the warrior's edge in the fight.

"It's great to be here." RK said, "I bring every form of weapons know-how I've got into the fray."

The numbers these four experts bring out will simulate a true-to-life battle between TLSoulDude and TDragon.

A girl with dark hair, pale eyes, a lavender costume, and a fishnet shirt underneath it performs a complex-looking martial arts move.

Fighting for TLSoulDude is Hanabi Hyuga. Hanabi is trained in Fictorian Snake-Style Combat, the type that TL excels in.

"You can't compare TDragon to TL." Hanabi said, "TL's fought much stronger opponents, he's got far superior combat training, and he's got much stronger powers."

A man with dark hair, thick eyebrows, and a hooked nose lifts up a large rock by raising a finger.

Sylar will be testing TL's powers. Sylar is TL's second-in-command in Team Wanderer and has similar powers to his own.

"TL's a goofball, to be sure." Sylar said, "But he's a well-trained goofball."

TL was born in the Fictorian country of Fictron. When he was six years old, his powers burst out of him in a great explosion.

"TL is what Fictorians call a 'Spike'." Hanabi explained, "That means that there was a spike of energy in the Imagination River. So, he wound up with twice the usual amount of power most Fictorians get."

The only survivors of his family that survived the explosion were TL and his two brothers. The two were trained as Fictronian Frontliners, the elite soldiers of Fictron. TL was the Knight of Love out of the nine Knights of Fictron.

"When TL was thirteen, he was training to be a Frontliner." Sylar said, "Now, he's eighteen, nineteen. Now, he's one of the best."

Apparently, this doesn't impress our TDragon experts, who believe their half-dragon warrior will defeat the Fictorian Hedgehog.

A man with blonde hair swung around a broadsword.

Joey Wheeler is one of TDragon's friends and has experience fighting with a sword.

"TDragon's gonna mop the floor with TL." Joey said in a Brooklyn accent, "Dragon vs. Little Hedgehog? Do the math."

A girl with a pink shirt strikes a heavy bag with a long tail.

Nique Silva. Nique knows TDragon's combat style, inside and out. Nique is TDragon's sister.

"TL's a good fighter, I'm sure." Nique said, "But my brother's just better."

TDragon was born from the Silva line who lived on the world called Edenia. However, everything changed.

"Everything was goin' good for TDragon...until Chase Young came along and destroyed Edenia." Joey said.

Since that day, TDragon has fought to defend peace and order in the universe and has done so with a flesh-searing weapon for distance.

(TDragon unleashes a burst of flames.)

Dragon Fire...

A flesh-searing burst of flames that could stop any enemy.

Since this attack is too dangerous to use indoors, our team heads out to the firing range.

"So, TDragon spits out fire?" Ken asked.

"Surprised?" Nique asked.

"No, not really." Ken replied.

"So, what's the effective range of this?" RK asked.

"Fifty, sixty yards." Nique replied, "It's not a nice weapon to use."

"But it's still awesome." Joey grinned.

To test the power of the Dragon Fire, Nique takes aim at three foam torsos. One at fifteen yards, one at twenty-five, and one at fifty. Each one is rigged with heat sensors to measure how high the temperature will go.

"Ready, Nique?" Ken called.

"Yes, I am." Nique replied.

"THREE...TWO...ONE...LIGHT 'ER UP!" Ken shouted.

Nique opened her mouth as flames immediately burst from her mouth. The one at fifteen yards was immediately engulfed in flames. Nique moved her head and engulfed the second one in a burst of flames. Finally, she turned her head to the one furthest from her, sending the firestorm at the one fifty yards away.

"Alright, we're at fifteen hundred degrees..." Ken said, looking at the team's thermal monitors, "Sixteen...jumped to...twenty-one hundred!"

"Holy crap!" Ryan swore.

"How would your cowboy deal with THAT?" Joey asked Hanabi and Sylar.

"TL's known for agility. He'll evade the strike and zap you." Hanabi defened.

"With twenty-one hundred degrees?" Joey asked, "He'll get fried even if he dodges."

"Well, we've got something that can block your flames and snap your dragon's neck." Sylar said.

Coming up, TL strikes back with an ability comrpised of his own energy...

—

In our fight club, experts have gathered to see who would win between Fictorian Hedgehog, TLSoulDude, and Dragon Guardian, TDragon?

TDragon fights with a sense of justice and to keep order.

"He'll take ya down if you're a bad guy." Joey said, "But if you're a friend, he'll give his life for ya."

But how will TDragon fare against a passive warrior who believes his strongest ally is God?

"TL doesn't take pride in killing another person." Hanabi said.

"He believes God's on his side and he takes that with him to battle." Sylar stated.

To help keep he peace, both warriors bring a lethal arsenal of abilities and weapons.

TDragon bursts in with...

The Dragon Sword...

A Tail...

Dragon Fire...

And Dragon Claws

TL retaliates with...

The UFO Short-Sword...

Electricity...

The Aura Arm...

And Telekinesis

So far, our TDragon experts think they've dealt TL a fatal blow with Dragon Fire. But the TL experts think they've got a more lethal long-range strike.

(TL swings out a bluish green arm to strike an oncoming enemy in the face.)

The Aura Arm...

TL's extension of his own spirit concentrated into an extendable fist.

The team was once again at the firing range.

"So, how're you gonna test this power?" Ken asked, "It seems pretty exclusive to TL."

"Empathy." Sylar replied, "I can mimic some powers and I got a bit of the Aura Arm."

"So, it'll be close, but no cigar." Hanabi said.

"What's the effective range of the real deal?" Ryan asked.

"Eighty yards." Sylar replied.

"The Aura Arm's about three times as strong as a pro-wrestler, so it's a nasty punch." Hanabi said with a smirk.

"How about something at seventy yards?" Ken asked.

"That'd be easy pickings." Sylar said.

Our team sets up a ballistic gel torso at a seventy yard distance. Sylar takes aim with a replica of concentrated IR Energy.

"Ready, Sylar?" Ken called.

"Ready." Sylar nodded.

"THREE...TWO...ONE...PUNCH-OUT!" Ken shouted.

Sylar thrust a fist forward. A purple fist made of concentrated energy sprung out and hit the gel torso, full in the face.

"Lordie." Ken swore.

"You've sent this guy's nose to the other side of his face." Glyre said, "If you hit him in the gut, I'd say a few ribs cracked, but...ultimately, it's not a kill-shot if it's not in the facial area."

"The REAL Aura Arm is much stronger than this." Sylar stated, "If he hit you, he could send it through his enemy's guts."

But which is deadlier? The Aura Arm or Dragon Fire?

"Aura Arm vs. Dragon Fire?" RK asked, "I'm giving it to the Dragon Fire. The Aura Arm might have a longer range, but the heat those flames can put out is mind-numbing. And it's psychological. If a giant fireball's coming right at your face, you're bound to panic."

In long-range weapons, the edge goes to TDragon's Dragon Fire.

However, both groups bring in powerful medium-range weapons. TDragon wields a smashing limb while TL sends in an electric comeback.

—

In a fight between Fictorian Hedgehog, TLSoulDude, and half-dragon fighter, TDragon, who would win?

So far, TDragon has TL on the run. But our experts aren't worried.

"TL's fought with this kind of enemy before." Hanabi said, "He won't have ANY trouble with TDragon...AT ALL."

"TL's a nice guy and a good fighter." Nique said, "But against my brother, I don't think he'll stand a chance."

To make a comeback, TL brings in an electrifying mid-range weapon.

(TL thrusts out his hand and electrocutes an enemy.)

Electricity...

A storm at the tips of TL's fingertips that he can send out at will.

"With electricity, an enemy can be killed by a direct strike or disorient someone with an indirect strike." Sylar said.

To test the lethality of an electric burst, our team sets up a foam torso.

"Alright, here we've got a foam torso with pressure mats on it." Ken said, showing them said torso, "If these things get tripped, I'll tell you if you dropped a lung or burst an eardrum."

"I'll do so much more than that." Sylar smirked.

The team retreated to a safer distance as Sylar got into position.

"GO!" Ken shouted.

Sylar thrust out his hand as blue sparks crackled at his fingertips. Multiple bolts of blue electricity erupted from his hand and hit the foam torso. Electricity crackled across it before the foam torso burst into flames.

"WHOA!" everyone yelped.

The damage caused by electricity is immense.

Ryan waltzed up to the foam torso with a fire-extinguisher before spraying it at the flames.

"Alright, obviously, fire's gonna be a problem." Glyre said, "But the pressure mat's tripped. Dropped lung, maybe a popped ear."

"And that was a direct hit." Sylar said, "If I missed, the guy's disoriented and he won't be able to fight back."

"So, this is a kill-shot?" RK asked.

"Yep. It is." Glyre replied.

However, our TDragon experts also bring a lethal medium-range weapon...

(TDragon smacks an enemy across the face with a long, scaly tail.)

The Tail...

Four feet of smashing power that can strike at fourty miles an hour to smash bone.

"Even a limb is a weapon to a dragon." Nique said.

"So, an extension of a spinal column's your weapon?" Sylar asked.

Hanabi burst out laughing, "Are you SERIOUS?"

"Hey, don't dis the tail!" Joey snapped.

"I don't think TL could take a blow like this." Nique said.

To test the killing power of a dragon's tail, Nique will test the striking power on a ballistic gel body, wearing a cowboy hat and poncho for inspiration.

Nique stood in front of the gel body and lashed her tail around.

"Three...two...one...GO!" Ken shouted.

Nique lashed her tail at the gel body, causing an audible crack.

"Done." Nique called.

Our team looks over the battle damage caused by the tail.

"You've practically folded this guy in half." Glyre said, "You've ruptured multiple organs, smashed rips, and tore the spinal column in half."

"TL's agile. He'll jump over it." Hanabi said.

"Maybe, but this guy here's done." Joey said.

"Yeah, this guy here's dead." Glyre said.

But which is more lethal? Electricity or the tail?

"The tail is a fast weapon." RK said, "But electricity can travel fast and hit the fighter before he even knows what's happened. He's done. My edge goes to electricity."

TL gets the edge in medium-range weapons.

Coming up, TL's team gets a lifting experience as TDragon tries to cut the competition down to size.

—

Who will win between a Fictorian Hedgehog and a half dragon? A question that our experts are trying to solve.

So far, our two warriors have reached a stalemate.

But both of them bring in lethal weapons that could catch the other off-guard.

(TL flicks a finger and a rock hits an enemy, full in the face.)

TL brings to the fight...

Telekinesis

A simple flick of a thought turns anything within reach into a lethal weapon.

"Telekinesis is the best." Hanabi said with a smirk.

"TL's telekinetic capabilities are only limited to inanimate objects, but even then, they're still lethal." Sylar said.

"I'd like to see just what you can do with THIS at your best speed." Ken said as he and Glyre lugged a rather large cinderblock over.

"Your target?" Ryan asked, pointing to a gel torso.

"You make this too easy." Sylar said, shaking his head and chuckling.

Sylar is already a notorious telekinetic and will use his power to send a cinderblock weighing in at ten pounds flying at a ballistic gel torso with the same resistance as human flesh and bone.

"Ready, Sy?" Ken called.

"Ready." Sylar replied.

"THREE...TWO...ONE...GO!" Ken shouted.

Sylar raised his hand. The cinderblock raised about a foot in the air. The ex-serial killer then thrust out his hand. The cinderblock flew through the air and hit the torso in the face. There was a sickening crunch as the face was split open, sending artificial blood and brains flying everywhere.

"Holy CRAP." Ryan swore.

"It doesn't take a surgeon to tell you that this guy's dead." Glyre said.

"A giant cinderblock, a pencil, a tree, or even a pebble." Sylar said, "Given the right speed, any object can kill."

However, TDragon also brings in a lethal special weapon...

(TDragon drives a set of claws through an enemy's neck.)

Dragon Claws...

Ripping, slashing nails sharpened to points for maximum effect.

Nique held up a hand, showing a set of four dragonic claws.

"THESE are a dragon's claws." She said, "It can go through armor with ease and...rip apart a hedgehog."

"Really?" Ken asked, "Show us."

To show the ripping power of Dragon Claws, Nique takes aim at the closest thing to a human body—a pig carcass.

The group had a suspended pig carcass hanging in front of Nique, who held out her claws.

"Ready, Nique?" Ken asked.

"Yeah." Nique replied.

"GO!" Ken shouted.

Nique immediately tore into the pig carcass. She pulled the claws out before continuing to slash, wildly, at the pig. Artificial blood poured out of the carcass as Nique pulled out.

"Was that okay?" she asked.

"WAS IT?" Ryan asked.

"Everything that's on the inside is...on the OUTSIDE." Glyre said, "You've ripped this pig APART."

"I didn't like it, though." Nique said, shyly.

"Didn't expect ya to." Ken replied, patting her on the shoulder.

"TL doesn't have armor, so TDragon's job just got easier." Joey said.

"Well, the most TDragon has is a bit of armor on his right arm." Hanabi said, "A few hacks from a UFO Blade and everything...EXCEPT the arm, is dead."

"Dragon Claws vs. Telekinesis, Telekinesis is a bit too much of an improvisation tool." RK said, "It's basically grabbing what you can and throwing it. Claws, they're weapons, through and through. Edge to the Dragon Claws."

TDragon gets the edge in special weapons.

However, one final test remains as both groups take out legendary swords with legendary cutting power.

—

Our final battle is fast-approaching. Soon, we will see who would win in a fight to the death between TLSoulDude and TDragon.

Neither wore armor and fight for what's right, but that's where the similarities end.

TL only kills as a last resort.

TDragon will destroy any opponent fighting him.

TL uses agility and the Fictorian equivalent of Pankration to fight.

TDragon relies on force.

"TL may be a passive fighter, but he still loves things that can rip an enemy apart." Hanabi said, pulling out a short-sword.

(TL runs an enemy through with said blade.)

The UFO Short-Sword

TL's lethal hacking and stabbing weapon that also focuses its wielder's power.

"The UFO Short-Sword is used primarily as a stabbing weapon." Hanabi said, "But it can also be used as a cutting weapon to hack off an enemy's limb."

To prove her point, Hanabi takes aim at a ballistic gel torso with TL's signature blade.

"Ready, Hanabi?" Ken asked.

"Yeah." Hanabi replied.

"THREE...TWO...ONE...STAB IT!" Ken shouted.

Hanabi drove the UFO Short-Sword into the torso's gut before pulling it up and bringing it slashing down into the torso's shoulder blade before pulling it out.

"I thought TL was a PASSIVE fighter." RK said, dumbfounded.

"The initial stab goes right through the stomach and...goes through the spinal chord." Glyre said, "The steel beam keeping the torso up barely stopped the sword. The second strike goes straight through the collar and severs important arteries. These are basically kill-shots. Not INSTANT kills, but still kills."

"Hey, TDragon guys!" Hanabi called. Joey and Nique walked over, "How do you like the new look for TDragon? I don't think it's that much, but still."

"Ya think ya can kill TDragon with that little sword there?" Joey asked, "TDragon's got a sword that'll cut your precious hedgehog down before he even gets close."

(TDragon runs an enemy through with a long sword)

The Dragon Sword

A lethal slicing, stabbing blade used to block oncoming attacks and take out enemies.

"HERE is what's gonna rip TL to pieces." Joey said, holding out the Dragon Sword, "Dragon Sword. It's a foot longer than that little sword and is just as good a slashing weapon as it is a stabbing weapon."

Joey also takes aim at a ballistic gel torso.

"Ready, Joey?" Ken asked.

"Yep." Joey replied.

"THREE...TWO...ONE...SLASH 'EM UP!" Ken shouted.

Joey brought the sword slicing through the gel torso's gut, sending artificial blood spilling out. He then drove the blade into its chest before slicing at the head.

"The first strike ruptures the liver." Glyre said, "That's not an instant-kill shot, but it's a painful kill-shot. The second strike went straight through the ribs and the third one..." Glyre pulled the head of the gel torso back a bit, showing that only a little bit of artificial skin held it onto the torso, "I don't think I need to explain."

Both swords have proved their lethality, but which is deadlier?

"This is a close one, but I'm giving the edge to the UFO Blade." RK said, "The Dragon Sword's longer, but the short sword can cause a more lethal injury. PLUS, it focuses TL's own power. Can't go wrong with that."

TLSoulDude gets the edge in close-range weapons with the UFO Blade.

Our testing is complete.

Now, we will see who would win.

TLSoulDude vs. TDragon

The battle is ON!

—

Our experts have finished their testing. Now, we will see who is deadliest:

TLSoulDude or TDragon?

"TL easily comes out on top." Sylar said, "Frontliner training combined with natural agility and extrememly lethal powers makes an instant win."

"TL's good, but my brother's better." Nique said, "He's half dragon and has the right tools to bring down any enemy."

In close-range weapons, TDragon's Dragon Sword went up against TL's UFO Short-Sword.

"The UFO Short-Sword is a powerful stabbing sword, which can out-do the Dragon Sword, which is only designed for slashing." Ken said.

Edge: TLSoulDude

In medium-range weapons, we tested TDragon's tail against TL's Electricity.

"The Tail is only useful if you get within range of your enemy." Glyre said, "The electricity can disorient or kill an enemy, depending on what wattage you give out."

Edge: TLSoulDude

In long-range weapons, TL's ever-adaptable Aura Arm went up against TDragon's Dragon Fire.

"The Aura Arm has about thirty yards on Dragon Fire, but burns are more lethal than bruises." Ryan said.

Edge: TDragon

And in special weapons, we tested TL's telekinesis against TDragon's Dragon Claws.

"Telekinesis is much too improvised to be a weapon. Dragon Claws are designed to be instruments of death, through and through." RK said.

Edge: TDragon

Ryan will crunch the numbers and run it through a computer system to simulate a thousand battles. The winner will be the Deadliest Author!

"I've got all the numbers here and now, I'm gonna run the sim a thousand times so a guy doesn't just luck-out." Ryan said, "Hold onto your pants, guys."

Ryan then pressed a button, starting the battle.

—

TL walked out of a church into a graveyard, humming contentedly.

TDragon quickly arrived on the roof-top, holding a wanted poster with TL's face splashed on it. He wasn't interested in the reward. He just wanted to get rid of another "evil-doer". He drew his Dragon Sword and climbed closer to the edge.

TL knelt by a grave and splashed some water on it. His ears then caught the sound of someone moving. His hand flew up to the hilt of his UFO Short Sword.

TDragon crawled-stealthily, down the church's roof as he sprung onto a tombstone and jumped at TL. The Fictorian blocked with his Short-Sword and deflected the strike. He gave TDragon a confused look before TDragon swung his sword at TL again.

The hedgehog rolled under the strike before lashing out with his own blade. TDragon jumped over it before kicking TL in the face. TL staggered back a few paces, hand flying to his face. He looked at TDragon.

They both confirmed that this wouldn't end in a pretty way.

TDragon lunged out with his sword again, but TL blocked and shoved his right hand at his dragonic rival, sending several volts of electricity through him. TDragon was sent flying as TL pulled the Dragon Sword out of his hand.

TDragon suddenly lashed out with his tail. TL's eyes widened as he jumped over the strike, which shattered a tombstone. TDragon lunged forward and slashed out with his claws. TL evaded the strikes and stabbed out with his sword. TDragon caught TL by the wrist before twisting it, forcing the hand open and causing the UFO Sword out of his hand. TL swung a kick up into TDragon's chest before rolling away and throwing out an Aura Arm. TDragon evaded the strike and quickly closed the distance before slashing with his claws again.

The strikes drew blood as TL blocked the strikes. The hedgehog quickly kicked TDragon in the face before sending another blast of electricity at TDragon. The half-dragon was grazed and was left confused for a second, but quickly shook it off and sent a burst of Dragon Fire at TL.

The hedgehog rolled out of the path of fire, but TDragon moved his head to move the flames. TL was quickly engulfed by fire.

TDragon smirked as he shut off his flames. However, it quickly faded with the smoke as he noticed a small dome made of rocks and tombstones. They suddenly broke apart into multiple spikes before TL sent them out at his rival.

TDragon felt multiple spikes impale him as he fell to the ground, blood pouring from his body. TL grabbed his UFO Short-Sword.

"God forgive me." He simply said before stabbing TDragon in the chest.

He then shoved TDragon's lifeless form over. He let out a scream of adrenaline before holding a cross hidden in his mane, wishing for his enemy's soul to rest in peace.

—

Winner: TLSoulDude

"After a thousand battles, we saw TL win six hundred and fifty-two kills." Ryan said, "TDragon only got three hundred and forty-eight kills."

TLSoulDude:

UFO Short-Sword: 97

Electricity: 120

Aura Arm: 85

Telekinesis: 350

Kills: 652

TDragon:

Dragon Sword: 90

Tail: 42

Dragon Fire: 200

Dragon Claws: 16

Kills: 348

"TL's telekinetic abilities really proved to be the deciding factor." Ryan said, "His powerful abilities mixed with his agility and training proved to be more lethal than TDragon's dragonic capabilities."

"TL won due to more powerful attacks." Ken said, "TDragon thought a little too simplistic and I think that cost them."

"I don't know how TL beat my brother." Nique said, "But he did. And he's probably a good fighter."

"I respect TDragon." Sylar said, "But in competition with a guy who has proven his worth time and time again, I don't think it would've ended any other way."

TL tosses his sword in the air before catching it with telekinesis and holding a thumbs-up with his right hand.

With apologies to TDragon...

If you have any questions about this episode or if you noticed something that you don't like, please point it out and I'll do my best to answer it in the aftermath