Entry 1

Well, komui suggested that I start a diary to vent my anger.

Does it really seem like I have anger issues? I don't think so… Well, there was that one time that I kinda rearranged Lavi's face with my anti-akuma weapon, but I had a reason! Ya see, I was walking to a seat when Lavi flew out of nowhere and collided with my back sending me crashing through a window and falling down the mountain-thingy that the Black Order sits on!

I can't believe I survived that.

I left the hospital with two cracked ribs, a broken leg, and a broken thumb. Lavi left the hospital with a broken arm, three cracked ribs, ten stitches on his left cheek, half a foot, another eye patch, and a new phobia.

I'd rather not say what I did to him out of anger…

Entry 2

Lavi was able to remove his extra eye patch today. His eye looks really jacked up.

He learned his lesson and I learned mine. But he suffered much more… MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Entry 3

Yeah… I was kinda loopy the last two entries… Neko-chan switched my medication with crazy-pills, not a good idea Neko-chan.

Entry 4

Okay, I know what your guys are wondering.

"If you don't have anger issues why do you need medication?"

My answer: Mind your own business, kay?

Entry 5

Lenalee and I made cookies today.

We offered Kanda some but he ignored us and muttered, "Stupid bean sprout."

Why does he call me that? I'm not short. Definantly not!

Ever read Fullmetal Alchemist? The main charater is short.

He's the bean sprout.

Entry 6

We took some of the cookies to Bookman.

He liked them. Lenalee tried to offer some to Lavi but I started growling and scared him away.

Why did I growl?

Maybe I do have anger issues…

A/N: New story woot woot. Press the magic green button and you'll win an Allen chibi wearing a taco-suit.