Title: Nero and Dante's obsession with fanfiction

Author: LhethalRhampage

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Summary: Nero finds a fanfiction account, I wonder whose it is! Fluff. Nero x Dante. OOC Dante, or is he? Once again dedicated to BattleGoddess126, she continues to remind me that I can and will write, whether in class or on transport. Here's hoping I remain uncaught.

Nero, finally sick of Dante's pizza boxes messing up the place, decided a spring cleaning was in order. After stumbling on a stack of papers in the pizza box, which was surprisingly clean, Nero decided to see what the papers were. There were some long, detailed pages which looked like parts of a story or perhaps novel. What drew Nero's attention, however, were not these tantalizing pages, but a page with a name and roses surrounding it. Underneath said name was one word:

Fanfiction.

Intrigued, and therefore unable to resist, Nero decided that for entertainment like this he would be hard pressed to find again.

Nero quickly grabbed his laptop, ran into his room and searched 'fanfiction'. He quickly clicked on the link.

A little overwhelmed, Nero typed into the search bar the name he assumed was a story.

The author name quickly came up and what it revealed was:

Smexy_4_Nero

He clicked on it.

Profile:

Hi well I'm obsessed with this guy, Nero, and he's soo smexy. I've written stories about him and the sex-god Dante, don't deny the smexyness, in different… situations. Roses, of course, appear in these stories.

Nero stared. Then read one of these stories.

…

It was very… detailed. Nero shifted somewhat uncomfortably, face red. He'd never really stared at Dante's beautiful eyes with adoration. At least not that obviously. Wait, he didn't think about those gorgeous eyes at all! Nero entered the wonderful world of denial. Besides, the sight of those adorable-NORMAL eyes didn't make him unable to resist their pull and thus making him reveal his complete and utter love of the man in a deep declaration in which he told of his cold, lonely nights in which he hunted demons to fill the void in his heart…. Of course he wouldn't and not starting with:

' "Dante," Nero moaned. "Look what you do to me!" '

I mean, Nero would've planned this out beforehand. Not that he- oh for the love of- fine he was in love with the ass.

Nero abruptly decided he needed to see the reviews:

Reviews for Nero's confession.

I'maNeroLover reviewed: OMG! Like that was so cute! I know right! He soo has the hots for Dante babe. And the roses! You rock, girlfriend!

Nero thought Smexy_4_Nero was one crazy author but to have more crazy girls like I'maNeroLover agree with her, about Nero's confession style! Nero nonetheless continued reading…

After a while Nero became very paranoid that someone would walk in on him reading these stories. He quickly turned off the computer to get a mission from Lady. No, of course Nero wasn't trying to distract himself from thinking of Dante's playful yet sexy demeanour which could morph into Nero and Dante straddling each other in their fights, needlessly increasing bodily contact that sent a wave of heat to wherever Dante touched him or stared.

Nero shook his head trying to dispel the image and sensations of straddling and being straddled by Dante in their first encounter. However Nero did have to bow to BattleGoddess126's apt description of the event. He could admit that now.

A/N. Whoop, whoop, whoop. I'm making this a multi-chaptered fic! Once again, BattleGoddess126 inspired it all with her awesomness and I admit the original idea came from her; I just elaborated and wrote on it. C: