Gilbert wrapped his legs around Ivan's waist as the Russian threw him onto a desk.

Papers and pencils were shoved to the floor without a hint of remorse by the two lovers. The German's shirt was torn open with a yelp and his bare chest was attacked by Ivan's hot mouth. The Russian's pink tongue swirled around a perk nipple and he suckled it lightly. "Dammit Ivan, don't tease me!" Gilbert huffed.

The blonde wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "There is nothing wrong with having a little fun."

The German opened his mouth to protest but his words became a hiss when Ivan harshly grabbed the bulge in his pants and squeezed. "Or would you prefer I start here?"

"…Yes…" Gilbert moaned breathlessly and bucked hips against the hand, yearning for more friction on his aching need. The German's hands flew to his belt, unbuckling it and thrusting a pale hand inside Ivan's trousers.

Russia grabbed him by wrist and pulled him out "No, no, no my pet. I am the one in control here, not you." He cooed, enjoying his lover's eagerness. Ivan tossed a plastic bottle from his pocket to the German. "If you are that desperate, prepare yourself for me."

Prussia glared at the blonde's smirking face and did as he was told.

Kicking off his jeans and spreading his legs wide, Gilbert squeezed the contents onto his fingers and let the slick substance drip on exposed flesh. Two digits were pressed inside with a shuddering moan.

Ivan licked his lips as he unbuttoned his coat and hung it on the back of a chair.

Long, oiled fingers stretched him in a scissoring motion while the other hand pumped himself slowly. The Russian enjoyed the seductive display until the tightness in his loins became unbearable.

In an instant, green linen trousers fell to his ankles and Ivan groaned at the cold air on his rock-hard length. Gilbert let Russia lube and guide his hands over the Russian's massive sex. Prussia's fingertips rubbed and caressed every inch the blonde had to offer, mercilessly torturing where he was the most sensitive. Ivan was panting heavily and he vowed that he would not reach his climax until Gilbert was screaming his name in ecstasy.

The Russian swatted his hands away and threw Prussia's legs over his shoulders. With a single thrust that left Gilbert howling and gripping the edge of the desk for dear life, Ivan was fully sheathed. The German was painfully stretched to his limit, his body threatened to tear from strain and it felt wonderful.

"Ah…I-Ivan!" When the Russian began to move, it was like every part of Prussia was focused on the burning pleasure shooting up his spine. He could have climaxed from that feeling alone but Ivan had other plans.

A strong hand snaked its way down to toy with Gilbert's neglected need, taking full advantage of the German's position. Prussia tried to wriggle out of his grasp and it only spelled his downfall.

The slight shift in angle gave Russia a perfect shot at the German's sweet spot drawing out a loud cry. The wooden desk creaked with each buck of Ivan's hips into the smaller body beneath him as the passion between them intensified.

The heat was quickly reaching its fever pitch and Gilbert spoke Ivan's name between gasps and cries like it was the only word he knew anymore.

White light flashed before the German's eyes and his muscles clamped down on Russia's length, drawing him over the edge as well. They came together in their screams, panting and exhausted.

Ivan drew himself away from his lover, he pulled up his trousers and turned to the other nations in the room. "…And that's how capitalism works in my country. Are there any questions?" he asked innocently.

The other nations in the conference hall were either aroused or appalled, and most needed a change of pants.

Ludwig's glasses slid off his face and clinked on the floor "I…I don't think we can use that um, 'description' for the newsletter…" He should have known any form of demonstration from the Russian would end badly.

"Oh." The Russian muttered with disappointment but suddenly his head popped up with a hopeful expression. "Would it help if I explained communism now?"

"No!"