It was a calm day at L's headquarters. Only L, Light, Misa, and Matsuda were there. L made the others go home for the weekend except for Light and Misa since the were still under suspicion. Matsuda only stayed to be 'useful'.

L was just walking around, enjoying the peaceful day. That was until he was randomly tackled to the floor. Standing up he looked to see that a frantic Light had been the one to run into him.

"Light, what are you doing?" he asked calmly.

"Hiding from Misa," he answered looking for said person.

"Why?"

"She's finally lost it! She's trying to rape me!" Light yelled.

Light saw an unkown emotion flash across L's face but it was gone as soon as it came.

"Light!" they heard a screechy voice call from down the hall. Light immediately darted behind L.

"Oh Light there you are!' Misa exclaimed running towards them.

L almost gagged at the sight of her and hearing the sounds Light made he figured he felt the same.

Misa was wearing a skirt that gave a new meaning to itty bitty, a shirt that had to have taken a hour to get into, and heels that were so skinny L was surprised they didn't crack the floor. All in all, she looked like a prostitute.

"Excuse me L," she said walking around him. She tried to grab Light but every time she got close he moved to the other side of L. After a few failed attempts she stopped and glared at L.

'She doesn't seriously blame me for this?' he thought.

"Can you please move L," she said through clenched teeth.

'Apparently she does.'

"Misa, why do you think Light is running from you?" L asked.

Misa giggled and answered, "He's doing it as foreplay."

L and Light both shuddered at the idea.

"Misa, I don't believe what he is doing is considered foreplay," L told her.

She glared at him again. "And what do you know about foreplay?"

"Enough to know he's running to get away from you," L explained.

"That just proves how little you know!" She smiled at Light who's head stared at her from over L's shoulder. "I'll be waiting," she said in a 'seductive' (*gag*) way and walked away.

"Yeah you can keep waiting," Light muttered. He sighed and stepped from behind L. "Thanks for helping me L."

"No problem. Now, if you will follow me," L said walking down the hall. Light followed.

Soon they were standing in the middle of L's room. L shut the door, locked it, then picked L up.

"L-L! W-what are you d-doing?" Light stuttered.

"I am going to show you how much I know about foreplay," he told him laying him down on the bed.

This time, Light didn't run.

Unknown to them all, Matsuda had seen everything on the monitors. As he watched what L did to Light, frozen in place, one word fell from his mouth.

"Damn…"