Fun and Games

It was a bright and sunny work day in the Sereitei. Kyoraku-taicho was up to his usual pranks, visiting his long-time lover, Ukitake, and skipping out on work. He sat fidgeting in the white-haired captain's office as he finished up his letter to the sixth division captain. He signed the scroll and rolled it up with his personal seal.

"Finally!" sighed Kyoraku. "You've made me wait long enough, let's play, Juushiro!" He launched himself toward the other.

"Heh, not so fast", he said dodging. "I have to deliver this to Kuchiki."

"Aw, can't one of your loyal fanatics do that?" He attempted to pout in the way that always got his lover in the mood but the other just ignored him.

"For the first time in a while, I feel up to the walk and you want to deny me that? No thanks. But, I wouldn't mind your company."

"Hmpf, fine, but tonight, your M~I~N~E!"

"Well let's move then."

The two held hands as they took they're time to get to the sixth division barracks. By the time they arrived, the place was mostly empty. They found the captain's office and Ukitake was just about to knock when he heard voices inside.

"Kami! Taicho!"

"Was that Abarai-kun?" Kyoraku whispered to the other. "Perhaps we're interrupting something."

"No, not Kuchiki. He wouldn't-"

"I can't believe I'm doing this in my own office just because I lost some stupid bet." Byakuya's voice came from the other side of the door.

"Yeah well you suck at gambling, AH! That's not fair!"

"That's what you get for insulting me, Abarai."

"Shit, Taicho."

"Heh, are you jealous of my superior skills Renji?"

"How can you be this good? I thought you'd never done this before!"

"It's not hard to learn. Really I mean, if Kurosaki can do this then I can?

Ukitake had to hold Kyoraku back from breaking into the office. "Shh, we'll get caught if you don't stop laughing."

"But listen to them! It's kinda turning me on."

"Maybe we should return another time to give him the letter." He tried to drag Kyoraku away but the brunette was stopped again by the voices from inside.

"Ha! Now it's my turn, Taicho!"

"W-wait, Renji! No, stop! That's not fair!"

"Oh, it's perfectly fair. You know that saying about love and war. Well this is it!"

"Blast. I didn't see that coming!"

"Enough, we are leaving!" Ukitake managed to drag his horny lover far enough away so the voices weren't heard. Kyoraku swept his surprised lover into his arms and flashed stepped back to his room.

Meanwhile, Byakuya Kuchiki sat on the floor of his office next to his grinning lieutenant.

"I can't believe you." He crossed his arms and turned away from the redhead.

"Hey, come on, Taicho. It was just for fun."

"Yes well it was stupid and so are you."

"Ha! You're just jealous that I'm better at Halo than you."

"Whatever." He stood up and switched off the game consol. "Now, we should really get back to work, Abarai."

"Hai, Taicho."