HELLO THERE EVERYBODY! MAN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK TO THIS PLACE-ISH. IT'S SEEMS LIKE I'VE BEEN GONE A LIFE-TIME, PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE! OH, I'M SHOUTING. Sorry about that. I was just really excited ^^; So, to commemorate my return, I've got a little treat for everyone! Yet another Legend of Zelda story featuring Dark Link, Link, Vaati, and a whole mess of some of my favorite Legend of Zelda villains! Yeah, and I did a comic for it! You can find that at deviantart. My username is lalala2yaha2! Look for it!

It was an average early morning. The sun was rising in the Sky Realm where Vaati resided. The sun shone on the many stained glass windows the huge castle had. The golden bricks reflected the sun light. The sun showed a little, green boy climbing up the castle tower. Wait…what! Link climbed up the tower one grab at a time trying to reach the window that was a little further up. He would reach it in no time, he was sure. He was an agile climber after all. Link finally reached the open window and climbed, landing on the stone floor with grace. Link looked around. The walls were made of stone and wood. The ceiling was wood. There were many bookshelves and tables covered with potions, ingredients, items, books, and other things you would need for spells and potions. Link awed in amazement at all of the things Vaati had lying around. He heard a soft snore and turned his head in the direction it came from. Vaati, the Wind Mage, had fallen asleep working on a potion. Link nodded and proceeded to exploring through the potion room.

"Ooooooooh…look at all this stuff!" he walked around. His blue eyes darted from one item to another. Then they came to rest with a particular jar.

"Wow! Vaati's got GBx76!" he exclaimed softly, trying not to wake Vaati up. There would be severe consequences if Vaati woke up to Link snooping around his potion room. Link eyed the jar filled with a mysterious blue liquid. The label read:

GBx76 for all your GB needs!

Link titled his head in confusion at the odd label. He had no idea what this liquid did. It would be dangerous for him to drink it, so he came up with a plan. A plan that made Link smile. He made a bee line for the window, through the plains, back to the portal whence he came.

Back in Hyrule, Link ran through the fields holding the liquid, having switched its container from the jar to an innocent bottle. Link stopped in a rather bleak location and sighed.

"Man, I'm so tired…" he acted. He looked around and saw a shadow move slightly. He hid the grin on his face and continued his act. "Man, this bottle of water is the only thing I have. It would be a shame is someone took it and left me dehydrated." Link looked back to the shadow that sprang to life revealing his enemy, Dark Link. An evil smile formed on his lips and he paced around Link.

"So, I've finally found you in a helpless position!" He said.

"Dark Link! Go away!" Link furthered his act trying to hide the bottle behind his back, but Dark Link swiped it out of his hand.

"This seems to be pretty important to you! I think I'll just take it." Dark Link put his head back and finished the potion in one gulp. Link stared in amazement at Dark, for nothing had happened. Maybe the potion was a dud? Vaati wasn't much of a master of potions…Then just when Link had completed this thought, a light covered the area. It was a bright light that blinded him. When the light dimmed itself, Link looked ahead and couldn't believe his eyes! He rubbed them and looked again. What he had seen was indeed true! In front of him where Dark had been standing was a girl with long, gray hair. She wore a black dress with a white belt, black high heels, and a stylish black hat on her head. Link smiled at the girl. She sneered.

"What was that you gave me to dr-" The girl looked herself over. "OH MY GAAAAWD!" She shrieked.

Yes! The girl who had appeared was actually Dark! He was transformed into the opposite gender. A severe blow for a sexist such as himself.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'M DEFECTIVE! WORTHLESS!" He shouted and swore. Link could do nothing but swear even when Vaati appeared by his side. He assessed the situation with one glance of his red eyes. He looked to Link.

"I take it you're the one who stole my Gender Benderx76?" he said.

With a proud smile, Link answered, "Yes, and I would just like to say that this experiment was a success!" He said still staring at Dark's new form.