Little toy store of Horrors

Chapter 3

"And I'm also sorry that I threw your cat out the window! JUST TAKE ME BACK! I LOVE YOU!"

"Uh... I really dont think..."

"AUGHHHHH!"

"HELLO! JERKFACE DUDE? I WASNT TALKING ABOUT YOUR STINKIN LOVE LIFE!"

"Then were you talking about how I cheated at poker?"

"LISTEN TO ME FOR FIVE SECONDS! I NEED TO RETURN THIS LIAR MAGIC 8 BALL!"

"Oh... then why didn't yah just say so?"

"Because you wouldnt allow me to..." I mumbled under my breath.

"Heres your money back! And have a jolly day! HEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"moron..."

"What was that?"

"Um... I've got to go." I walked away from the guy and went to a secluded place. I popped a microphone out of my pak.

"Gir. Respond."

"HEY MASTAH!"

"ugh. Gir, I need you to come. We're leaving here and never coming back!"

"YOU GOTS MY TAQITOES YET?"

"HUH? Will you just tell me where you are? PLEASE?"

"Oh. I'm in the doggy toys section of the store"

"What are you doing there?"

"Um... I don't know."

"Argh. I'll be right there."

"DONT FORGET THE TAQUITOES!"

"What? Um... okay." I went to the dog section and looked at the shelves. And would you guess what I saw? MILLIONS OF DOG TOYS THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE GIR!

"Gir?"

"Yessum?"

"Can you give me a more specific location?"

"I'm on the top shelf!"

"Oh boy." I started climbing on the shelves to get to Gir.

GIR I'M COMIN!

End of Chapter 3.

HEY LOOK AT ME! IM WRITING RANDOM STUFF ON MY STORY! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Me: What the? I DIDNT WRITE THAT!

Narrator: I dont understand what just happened...