My achievements seem so humble

While you're making wine from water

While my hands work the cold soil

All you touch turns into gold

I'm tired of this. I'm tired of everyone kissing your perfectly tight ass. If only they knew you the way I do… If only they knew that if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be the half of what you are… I was the only one who was there for you from the very beginning, but you clearly have forgotten about it. You're far too busy being in the spotlight, showing off in front of the cameras… God, you're such a poser! And the worst thing of all is to see how far it's getting you…

And I don't want to be like you

I don't want to be like you

It seems like you outrun me every time

I wanted to be you

Why can't I erase you from my mind?

Who on Earth are you and what did you do to my friend? I hate who you're becoming. Fame has turned you into a stuck-up diva. Can't you see that you're driving all your friends away? No-one can't stand you anymore. Not even I. In fact, if I'm still by your side it's just because I have nowhere else to go. After all, it's my job… Gosh, who am I trying to fool? I couldn't leave you even if I wanted to…

All the heroes in the gutter

Finally get their ever after

As they lay their final glance

Upon your ever shining armor

You think you're indestructible. Well, certainly luck somehow seems to be always on your side. If only there was a way to prove that you're human! I wish I could see a flaw in you, something to show me that you're just like everyone else. Maybe then I would see that it's still you – my friend. The same woman I once had to take care of. The one who saved my life. The one I loved. Wait! Did I just say love?

Looking from a distance,

the difference seems so small

Has the grass been greener

on the other side at all?

Of course I did. It's true anyway. I can't stand this anymore. I have to talk to you. Not necessarily about this, but you need to know that you're close to ruining our friendship, just like all your other friendships. Just let me go over to you right now… You don't answer the doorbell. But your car is here, so I know you're there. Why are you ignoring me? The door is open though… Don't pretend – I know you're home and I'm coming in. I think I've heard you laughing upstairs. Should I call your name? No, maybe you're busy. Although… I'm gonna check. So I go upstairs. It's confirmed – there are noises coming from your bedroom. Feeling my heart racing, I open the door slowly… Oh my god! Is that Karl Mayer? Before anyone notices, I close the door again and walk back to where I came from. Maybe you are indeed not that perfect.

I don't want to be like you

It seems like you outrun me every time

I wanted to be you

Why can't I erase you from my mind?

What's wrong with me? I thought after finding that flaw in you I'd feel better… I thought I'd just want to run around and tell everyone, just to see you humiliated… But I can't. And the worst of all is that there is a part of me that wishes it had been me instead of Karl…

The End.