Little Toy Store of Horrors

Chapter 2

I was in my human skool boy costume. Gir was in his doggie costume. We started walking to the toy store.

"Are we there yet? HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL! HI SQUIRREL! HEY! WE'RE ARE YA GOIN? I like squirrels, how'bout you master? SQUIRRELY SQUIRRELY! NYA NYA NYA! I LUVS ME SOME SQUIRREL! AUGHAUGHAUGH! AW... Its eating out my wirey parts... how cute... SQUIRREL GET OUT OF MAH HEAD! Oh head... I like heads iluvheads... HEADS HEADS! NYA NYA NYA! LOODLE LOODLE LOODLE! NYA NYA NYA! Uh... did I mention NYA NYA NYA! DOOOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOOOM DOOMDOOM DOOM! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DA DOOM DOOM DOOM! iluvs the doom song! SING THE DOOM SONG MASTAH! HOW BOUT YOU SQUIRREL MAN? I LUVS UR VOICE! IT SO PRETTY!"

It was a very long walk. After what seemed like an eternity, we finally got to the store.

"HEY MR SQUIRREL! I SEE YOU LATER! YAY! SQUIRREL LUVS ME! YAY! DOOM DOOM..."

"GIR!"

"YES! My master!"

"Are you sure this is the place?"

"YEAH! TOY STORE!"

"Ok. Let us go..."

"Can you pick me up some Taquitoes? I luvs Taqui..."

"OKAY GIR! WE GET THE POINT!"

"Do I still gets some taquitoes?"

"NO."

"Please?"

"NO."

"PRETTY PLEASE?"

"NO!"

"PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR AND THE CHERRY?"

"NO!"

"WUT IF I COVERED MYSELF WITH CHEESE?"

"what?... NO!"

"PLEASE MASTAH! PWEASE?"

"Ugh... Fine."

I burst through the doors of the toy store.

"I REQUIRE ACCESS TO THE RETURNING... STUFF PLACE! IF YOU DENY ME THEN FACE MY WRATH!" I started doing some wierd karate moves.

"Its... over there, little man..." said A worker lady person.

"Of course..." I said. And then I went up tho the register thing.

"HEY! YOU! RETURNING THINGS PERSON DRONE! HOW COULD YOU PASS THIS OFF..."

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I WANTED TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE OKAY?"

"Um... what are you talking abo..."

"I CHEATED ON JANICE! I JUST WANTED TO SEE NEW PEOPLE!"

"But... I wasn't talking about tha..."

"AHGH! I'M SORRY JANICE! PLEASE FORGIVE! FORGIVE YOUR PAL SLOOTCHY! FORGIVE AND FORGET! AUGH!"

While we were having this rediculous conversation, Gir wandered off. He went into the other room. And I hadn't noticed.

Chapter 2 ended.

I know this isn't a very good marker for a cliff hanger, but I have so much more to say in the next chapter that I needed to leave it off at this point. PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW... AND VISIT MY NEWEST POLL! ITS SUPER AWESOME!