The Shinobi Prankster

A/N: I apologise for such a very long delay on this fic, I don't know long it has been since I written this but I have returned to it. The Shinobi Prankster has returned and better than ever.

Chapter 6: Akamaru goes barking mad

Hokage Office

Naruto has been summoned by the Hokage now stands before him. He notices the Jonin, including Kakashi for once, gathered in the room. This made Naruto a little nervous, he notices a hated glare from Kakashi but he pays no attention to him as he is a favouritist asshole.

"You summoned me?" said Naruto as Anko walk towards and stands next to him.

"Naruto Uzumaki, while going through your personal records and for your deeds of stopping that traitor Mizuki (not to mention giving us a few laughs)" said Sarutobi as he chuckled "I and the Shinobi council have decided to promote you the rank of Chunnin"

Naruto is gobsmacked, his mouth was agape in shock when he heard this and his Sensei Anko hugged him with excitement.

"Ha ha, just became a Genin and already promoted" said Anko while she hugs her apprentice. She turns and gave Kakashi the finger, "HA, in your hidden, one eyed face!"

Kakashi crossed his arms and looked away, he frowns at this but then memories of his traumatic experience in the Gay Club and nearly gangbanged by Gay ninjas popped in his head and he starts to shudder. Kurenai noticed this and chuckled.

"I'm sorry, but is this a joke?" said Naruto causing Sarutobi to chuckle.

"No, it's no joke" said Sarutobi with a smile. "You are officially promoted as a Chunnin. It is rather unusual since you just started as a Ninja, but you had outside experience according to your report. You can out run the ANBU"

"I was 6 years old and got bored, so I wanted to play Tag with the ANBU" explained Naruto

"You draw graffiti on the Hokage faces" said Sarutobi with a sweatdrop.

"I was young and ignorant" said Naruto "You know what kids are like"

"You still do it now" said Sarutobi with a deadpan expression

"Correction, I use to do it" said Naruto "Now I just pull prank on those I don't like"

Right,now where was I... Er... Oh yes, infiltrated both the Uchiha and Hyuuga compounds despite they can notice with their ocular Kekkei Genkai.

"Again, was bored and I was getting chased by ANBU. So I hid in the Uchiha Compound. Luckily Itachi didn't rat me out." explained Naruto "But as for the Hyuuga compound... Well I made a friend with a certain Hyuuga and I kinda started playing with her in secret since her father is a total arsehole and forbid her to see me"

"Also the Inuzuka Compound to prank on Kiba Inuzuka, regatdless of the Inuzuka dogs can smell and hear you entering through the gates." said Sarutobi

"Who said anything about using the gates?" said Naruto as he smirked "I went through the doggy door and bribed the dogs with sausages that I... sort of borrowed from the butchers"

"I am surprised that a theft of sausages wasn't reported" said Sarutobi before he continues."Stopped Mizuki from stealing the Scroll of Sealing"

"Okay I'm gonna be honest with that one, I kinda snuck in your office to take a peek in that scroll if there are any cool Jutsus to learn but saw Mizuki with that scroll and chased him" said Naruto sheepishly.

"And flattened with piano that fell from the sky... How is that possible?"

"How is paperwork suddenly piling up the moment you turn you head away?" Said Naruto rhetorically

"Touchè" said Sarutobi when Naruto mention the bane of Hokages known as paperwork"And finally switching Kakashi's yuri porn stach for Yoai porn stash"

"That was you?!" exclaimed Kakashi as he charges at Nauto but Asuma and Gai held on to him so he won't go after Naruto, who pulled down hos lower eye lid with his finger and stuck his tongue out at the enraged Scarecrow. "I'll fucking kill you"

"Nyah" said Naruto taunting Kakashi

"Kakashi calm down and Naruto please behave" said Sarutobi

"Sorry" both Kakashi and Naruto while both glaring at each.

I'll get you for this, Demon thought Kakashi

Go suck a dick, Baka-shi Hata-gay thought Naruto while he heard the Kyuubi and Loki laugh amusingly.

"As I was saying, I am proud to present to you this Chuunin Flak Jacket, 10'000 ryou bonus and an all-expense paid trip to the hot springs for 2"

"Wow, and it ain't my birthday" said Naruto causing everyone (except Kakashi, of course) to chuckle at the newly promoted Chunnin.

"All Jonin are dismissed, I have something to tell Naruto in private." said Sarutobi

"Hai" said the Jonin as they leave, all but Anko as she hugged Naruto one more time.

"See ya later, kid" said Anko as she finally leaves and rushes towards Kurenai. "Hey Nai-chan, let's get some dangos"

"Fine but you're paying this time, you last Dango binge almost got me penniless" said Kurenai

Sarutobi performs handsigns and activates a sound barrier so no one can eavesdrop the conversation with Naruto.

"So what is it you want to tell me, Oji-san?" said Naruto

"Naruto... now that you are a Chunnin now, I have a confession to make"

"If it's about the Kyuubi, already know that" said Naruto

It's about the... Wait, what?" said Sarutobi "B-But how?"

"She show herself in my dreams and I figured out why most of Konoha wants me either dead or break me into some mindless weapon. *couch-Danzo-cough* oh excuse me"

"I see" said Sarutobi "But there is something else I need to say"

"It's that I'm the son of the Yondaime Hokage" said Naruto casually

"That's it, how on Kami did you know that?!" exclaimed Sarutobi

"Oji-san, look at me and then look at this picture" said Naruto as he suddenly took a framed photograph portrait of the Yondaime "Blonde hair, ocean blue eyes, handsome face. It's quite obvious, even a child can figure that out. I mean it ain't my fault those villagers are total morons for not seeing the comparison between me and the Yondaime."

"Fair enough" said Sarutobi "Why didn't you tell me that you knew?"

"Would you believe me that I said I looked like the Yondaime?" said Naruto

"Well I..."

"Course not, you would say something lame like "its all in my head" or "that could be just a coincidence" and all that" said Naruto

"Okay, you got me and I'm sorry" said Sarutobi "I was just protecting you from your father's enemies in Iwa as they all hold a deep grudge on him during the 3rd Shinobi war"

"The Battle of Tsubaki Plains, one Konoha ninja defeated 1000 Iwa ninjas single handed in under 3 minutes" said Naruto as shakes with excitement when he remember listening to that tale back at the academy. "Also known as the Yellow Flash Glory"

"Hai, your father the Yondaime was a War Hero to Konoha but a scourge to Iwa and that Cranky old dwarf Onoki the Fence-Sitter put a bounty on his head for "Mass-Murder". The nerve of him"

"So is there anything else you have to say" said Naruto

"Actually yes, since you are the Heir to not only the Namikaze Clan but also the Infamous Uzumaki Clan..."said Sarutobi

"And they say I don't have a Clan" said Naruto

"...Right, as the heirs of 2 Clans, you will be give the keys to the Namikaze Compound, that remained empty for 13 years, but I still kept it maintained and clean until you can reside here"

"A sudden promotion, a cash bonus, free holiday and a new crib?" said Naruto "Looks like all my 13 years' worth of Birthday and Christmas presents are now due"

"Heh, heh, yes sorry about that" laughed Sarutobi sheepishly as he gives Naruto the deed and keys to the Namikaze Compound. "You go and pack your stuff and get ready to move out to your new home, I'll make sure that your legacy is official and inform Konoha that the Uzumaki and Namikaze Clan has returned."

"I still can't believe that the villagers didn't realize that I am an Uzumaki" said Naruto as he starts to walk away "I mean, the clue is in my Surname... U-ZU-MA-KI, it's simple as cooking Instant Ramen"

Sarutobi sighed at this as Naruto does make a point, he turns to see a massive pile of paperwork waiting there next to his desk.

"*Sigh* I really need to retire, I'm too old for this shit" said Sarutobi as he sighed and returns to work.

Konoha

Naruto leaves the Hokage Tower, the Chunnin vest now worn to show everyone that he is a Chunnin. Life is great for him and and no doubt it will get even better. But suddenly his head starts to pulse and a certain green mask appeared on his face before it falls off on the floor. Naruto was startled at that but then calmed down before picking up the mask.

"Okay, what just happened?" said Naruto

Okay, I don't want you to panic but every 1000 years… the mask has a mind of it's own and remove itself from its host to cause some mischief of it's own. explained Loki But don't worry, it doesn't affect your "Superpowers" thanks to me. I like you so much that I made your powers permanent WITHOUT the mask.

"But the mask is still magical, right?" said Naruto

"Oh yeah, but luckily I placed a sigil on it to prevent certain people to wear it. Like Sas-gay, Baka-shi, that old Cyclops. Said Loki But the others, oh that is a sight to be seen

"So they'll be like me" said Naruto

Until they take off the mask, you are a one of a kind and that mask is no longer needed Loki

"Good to hear" said Naruto as he chuckled "I don't think I look good in green"

Naruto and Loki laughs at this while heading to the Apartment, while Naruto get there he suddenly bumps into Kiba with Team 8 and accidently drops the mask.

"Hey, watch it!" exclaimed Kiba until he realized who it is. Oh shit, it's Naruto

"Oh sorry about that" said Naruto "I wasn't paying attention"

"Tell us something we don't know" said Kiba sarcastically, mentally he cursed himself. Baka! Don't provoke him or you'll get pranked.

"I got promoted" said Naruto showing his new flak jacket.

"Bullshit, you got promoted" said Kiba in disbelief "There is no way a deadlast like you got promoted" Shut up, you'll piss him off!

"Well I did" said Naruto "Which means I am your superior now"

"Don't get cocky, you may be a Chunnin but you're still a Clan-less nobody" said Kiba Why can't I shut up!

"Jokes on you, I've got 2 clans" said Naruto smirking at Kiba

"Oh yeah, who?" said Kiba

"Not telling" said Naruto "You just have to find out"

"Nah, you're talking bollocks, Naruto" said Kiba as he shoved Naruto aside to get passed. "I don't have time wasting time on you." Okay, get out of here before he does something I'll regret

Naruto frowned at Kiba and starts to think of a prank until he noticed Kiba's dog Akamaru has the mask in his mouth. Naruto pulled a mischievous fox-like grin at this and giggled with excitement.

"Forgive Kiba's harsh words, Naruto" said Shino, getting the Prankster's attention. "And congratulations on your promotion"

"Thank you Shino" said Naruto

"W-Well done, N-Naruto-kun" said Hinata quietly and shyly at Naruto

"And thank you too, Hinata-chan" said Naruto smiling kindly at the shy Hyuuga Kunoichi.

He called me Hinata-chan thought Hinata while blushing wildly like a ripe tomato.

Naruto noticed Hinata's blushing and smiled at her, which made it worse for Hinata as she suddenly faints but Naruto catches her before she falls on the ground. Shino sighs at this and shook her head.

"I knew this would happen" said Shino as he approaches the fainted Hinata and takes her off Naruto's hands. "I apologies for this"

"Oh I don't mind, I kind of like Hinata too" said Naruto as he blushed slightly. "But I get nervous to ask her on a date"

"To Hinata, it's more like impossible to ask you" said Shino "But I hope her confidence boosts up to make that happen"

"I hope so and so shall mine" said Naruto "Well I got to get home, I have lots to do and pranks to plan on those I hate"

"Good luck on your… amusing vengeance" said Shino "I hope something happens to Kiba for me to laugh"

"I never knew you have a sense of humor" said Naruto

"Us Aburame rarely laugh, we are serious people" explained Shino as he decided to leave with Hinata over his shoulders. "Good day, Naruto-san"

Shino leaves with Hinata and Naruto continues his walk back to his apartment.

Evening: Inuzuka Compound

Kiba and Akamaru arrives at the Inuzuka Compound, he heads to akamaru's kennel and gives his K9 companion a stroke on his head and fur. Then he noticed the mask in Akamaru's mouth and took it.

"Akamaru, you should be taking trash with you" said Kiba as he scolded his dog. Akamaru winced in sadness at this and lowered his head in shame. "Seriously, what kind of mask is this? Must belong to Naruto"

Kiba slowly move the mask towards his face to put it on and… nothing happened.

"Keh, what a stupid mask" said Kiba as he tossed it aside and enters the house. Akamaru noticed a glimmer of green and purple shone on the back of the mask and he approached it curiously. "Akamaru, time for your bath"

Akamaru stopped and decides to enter the house for his bath. He leaves the mask as the back shines in green and purple.

Kiba is running a bath for his dog when Akamaru arrives wagging his tail at his friend. The water mixes the dog shampoo to make it sudsy for Akamaru to be washed.

"It's nearly done" said Kiba to his friend until his mother calls him.

"Kiba, come here please" called Tsume in the dining hall.

"Coming, Kaa-san" said Kiba as he turns off the taps and leaves the bathroom. Akamaru is alone in the bathroom until he sniffs the air and noticed the mask leaning on the skirting board with a note saying: Wear me.

"Ruh?" growled Akamaru in confusion, Akamaru is a smart dog and understands human writing. But he wonders who this mask, which was out by his kennel, got here. The note then said: Wear me and I'll give you're a bone"

Akamaru growled at the mask as it tries to tempt him to wear it. He kicks it with his foreleg and walks away. The mask glimmers in green and purple as it "stares" at Akamaru walking away. The note then said: Stubborn Mutt, you WILL wear me.

With Kiba

Kiba arrives at the dining hall where his mother Tsume is dressed up and on make-up. Kiba is confused at this and decided to ask.

"What's the occasion?" said Kiba

"Hana and I are going clubbing with Kurenai, Anko and Naruto" said Tsume

Flashback: Naruto's apartment

Naruto and his Shadow clones are busy packing for the move. Naruto is glad to be out of this crummy place he calls an apartment and into a nice house to live in. While he packs, he hear the door knocking and decides to open it. On the other side reveals to be Tsume Inuzuka, the Matriarch of the Inuzuka Clan.

"Oh, hello Tsume-san" said Naruto "Can I help you"

"Hello, Naruto-kun" said Tsume "I was wondering if you don't have anything planned this evening"

"Well I am preparing to move out to the new house Hokage-sama gave me" said Naruto "But other than that… no"

"Excellent, so I was wondering if you can come to the Coco Bongo with me, Hana, Kurenai and Anko"

"You mean that 5-star ninja night club that you have to be a Chunnin to enter?" said Naruto, earning a nod from Tsume. "Wow, you had to be a Jonin to get a membership."

"But as a Clan Head, I can bring a Chunnin into a VIP Room with me" said Tsume "So you're interested?"

"Yes, but why invite me?" said Naruto "It's a nice offer but there must be a reason of inviting me"

"Okay, you got me" said Tsume "It does get boring at the Coco Bongo when Hiashi is there, and not to mention boring old Fugaku. (Thank Kami he's dead) Oh its use to be awesome at the Coco Bongo when your mother spiced things up."

"You knew my mother?" said Naruto

"Kushina Uzumaki, the Hot Red Habanero but the Red Death to her enemies. She was an old friend of mine" said Tsume "And like you, a natural prankster, some which put those Bakas, Hiashi and Fugaku in their place."

A Woman after my own heart said Loki Go ahead, kid. Accept the invitation and Rock Coco Bongo

"Well, since I haven't got anything planned." said Naruto as he smiled at the Inuzuka Matriarch. "Why not? I'll join you"

"Aw thank you" said Tsume as she pulled Naruto into a loving hug. "You're the best. I'll see you tomorrow. Ja ne"

"Ja ne, Tsume-san" said Naruto

End of Flashback

"Wait, that baka is going?" said Kiba in disbelief "But Genins aren't allowed there"

"Then lucky Naruto is a Chunnin now, is it?" said Tsume

Kiba growled at this and pound his fist on the table.

"How did he get promoted so fast?" said Kiba "We were Genin just recently"

"Well Naruto-kun is unpredicable and full of surprises" said Tsume "anyway."Just like a ninja is supposed to be"

"What's that supposed to mean?" said Kiba

"You'll understand soon enough" said Tsume as she is ready to leave "I'll be back late. Don't stay up late and don't forget your chores. And make sure you give Akamaru his bath."

"Hai, Kaa-san" said Kiba

"And lastly, don't let Akamaru piss all over the place and wreck the furniture. Or it's you who will be neutered"

Kiba gulped in fear and nods at his mother.

"Good" said Tsume as she then walks away and leaves the house. "Ja ne"

"Ja ne, Kaa-san" said Kiba before Tsume left the compound. Kiba sighed and sat on the couch to relax. "Keh, how on hell did that Baka became a Chunnin in just a couple of days? Not even Kurenai-sensei could get promoted that quickly. No matter, I don't even care right now"

While Kiba relaxes, his dog Akamaru is wandering around in the compound. And everywhere he goes he sees the same mask in the same place with a notes saying: wear me. The mask is persistent and never leaves the ninja dog alone. Akamaru returns to his kennel and goes in to sleep. There without realizing, that mask suddenly appears next to him. Akamaru shift his eyes to stare at the mask as it "stares" back. He snorted and knocked it off with his snout. He sees it glimmer in green and purple. Akamaru tries to ignore the mask but something inside him is telling him to wear the mask.

Akamaru snorts with irritation and decides to get rid of the mask for good. He approaches it, opens his mouth and decides to maul it to pieces. But suddenly as he got closer to the mask, it suddenly starts clinging on to his snout and slowly wrap around his head.

Akamaru yelps in panic and fears as the mask wraps around his head like a discarded carrier bag. Kiba heard his dog yelp and rushes to help him.

"Akamaru, what's wrong?" said Kiba in worry as he noticed Akamaru twirling insanely in some horizontal cyclone. The cyclone twirls and crashes into various objects like some pinball. The twirling stops Akamaru has changed. His fur is messy and he is twice the size. His head from his ears to his snout is now green. "Akamaru?"

Akamaru turns to Kiba and pulled a sinister grin and a dangerous low grown. Kiba slowly backs away as Kiba grins at him dangerously and growls lowly.

"Akamaru, stay" said Kiba with caution as Akamaru slowly approaches at Kiba. The ninja dog keeps growling and grinning dangerously at Kiba before he gave out a loud roar that can put a tiger's to shame. "Ah shit!"

Kiba decided to run away and escape from the compound, Akamaru saw this and started to wheeze laugh like Muttley before entering the house. Akamaru then poofed in smoke and disguised himself into Kiba but with a green face and a sinister mischievous grin.

"Ha, that scared him" said Akamaru as he rush to the kitchen and took literally everything out the fridge and starts making one hell of a sandwich. "Chow time!"

"Hey, no eating out the fridge"

Akamaru stops to see Kiba returned to the compound. He scoffs but grins dangerously at the young Inuzuka.

"So you decided to have some balls to deal with me, huh?" said Akamaru

"Akamaru, what happened to you?" said Kiba "And why are you in the Man-Beast mimicry?"

"I don't have to tell you anything" said Akamaru as he grabbed his sandwich and took a ridiculously huge bite and starts eating. The way he eats is messy and he doesn't give a fuck. "All that matters is that I can do whatever the fuck I want. You just fuck off and have a wank or something"

"That's it, I will not stand for this" said Kiba as he prepares to fight Akamaru "I'll teach you not to mess with me"

"Is that so?" said Akamaru as he returns to his dog form but this time he is the size of an elephant and more feral. "GRRRR!"

Akamaru then opened his maw and grabbed Kiba. He starts shaking the Inuzuka boy violently like a chew toy. Slaming him in the walls, into the furniture, making a catastrophic mess in the Inuzuka compound. The Ninja Dogs in the kennels decided to flee with their tails between their legs while Akamaru treats Kiba like a ragdoll.

"Shit…Fuck….Son of a… Kami help… Damn it!" cursed Kiba every time Akamaru tosses him into a wall. Luckily Kiba is alive but bruised up while Akamaru grabs him with his mouth and starts shaking him violently again. "Please stop it!"

Akamaru accidently let go of Kiba that the boy flew through the window and crashes out of the compound.

"Oops" said Akamaru while wheezing with amusement and winked to all of you readers. "Clumsy me"

Back at Naruto

Naruto has finished packing and it is now evening. He twirls in a mini-tornado until every clothing is off his body.

"Now that I packed everything" said Naruto showing off his glory. "Time to look good for tonight"

Naruto dashed into the bathroom, took a shower, dried off, brushed his teeth, and brushed his hair, put on cologne and deodorant swiftly like a roadrunner on ecstasy. After he freshen up, he twirled again and got dressed. He dons a dark orange mafia suit with fedora hat and ninja shoes with thick heels.

"Ooh, somebody stop me" said Naruto smirking as he looked at the mirror. He then check his pockets and sees that he has no money. "Oh dear. I can't make a scene if I don't have the green. I gotta make a first stop."

Naruto smirked as he then dashed out his apartment with literally everything as this is finally the last time he'll ever set foot in this place again.

End of Chapter

And here we go, I apologies for this 5 year hiatus as I was focusing too much on my other fics. I hope you like this chapter.