Perry is sick ch. 2

by

Mastermindhunter

Doofenshmirtz was about to ask why Perry had looked like he was hit by a truck, but seeing as how he looked like he was here to stop him, he wouldn't bring up what need not be discussed. So he was ready to start the usual. "Ahhh Perry the Platypus. Yur arrival is completely unpredictable and by predictable I mean-" He was cut off when Perry fel down to his knees, clutching his stomach. "Umm Perry the Platypus is everything alright with you? I mean you aren't even glancing my way!" He shouted. His suspicions were correct, when he saw Perry cover his ears when he yelled. There was something seriously going on. Perry never had troubles when he would hollar. Perry tried to stand defensively, and ball his fists.

Doofenshmirtz wouldn't try to make him feel worse. If he was still miserable when he told hm his plan, he would do something. There was no need for capture. He already looked like he was going to keel over. "Umm I don't think I'm going to capture you. You don't seem like you're ready to stop me any time soon, so here it is."Perry looked at him an raised an eyebrow. "I'll wait for the fighting until you're ready. And to help you occupy your time, I'll entertain you with a fun little backstory. You see Perry the Platypus, it all started back in Gimmelshtump. I was fourteen years old."

He sat down to think about it. "It was my fourteenth birthday party, and I thought it would be fun to go to the carnival with my first ever girlfriend. We had fun, but that was the day I realized how awful she was. Well we had gone to the circus tent, and she said she was going to use the bathroom. Anyway, I saw her go into the back of the tent, and didn't know why, because you know, I figured she had to go to the restroom. So I followed her in, but then that's when the horror happened. I ran back there, but there were clowns everywhere. They all crowded me, and surrounded me. They all hit me with blow up clubs, and it was shear pandimonium. All the colors, and the crazy outfits, and the hair and the noses! I remember while being playfully hit, I saw my girlfriend in the back, paying the head clown money, and I realized she payed the clowns to tourment me! It was the most gruesome frightening day of my life!" He bit onto his lab coat, and whimpered a little. It wasn't until then that Perry noticed he was in the feetal position.

He blushed and looked at Perry. He stood back up and cleared his throat. "Well anyway. To rid the world of the clowns, I have invented the make up removal . . . inator" He looked at Perry and Perry was wobbling. "I know it doesn't sound very flattering, but that's what it does. It gets rid of make up all around the world! Sure it might get rid of civilian make up, but think about it, I could market my own brand of make up." When he looked Perry was still rocking back and forth. He huffed and walked towards the machine. "Oh Perry the Platypus. Look!" He said widening his eyes. "There's the make up removal inator." He said pointing at it. Perry stood there still swaying. "I'm walking towards it." Perry was still staring at him. "I-I-I'm getting closer to it." Perry started turning paler, still with a distant look in his eyes. Doof was letting his finger hover over the big red button. It was shaking getting ready to start it. He looked at Perry. Yet Perry didn't do anything.

He stood straight, and grumbled. "Alright I know there is something going on with you. Spill." Suddenly the platypus heard the word spill, and couldn't hold it in any longer. His eyes bulged, and he ran straight between Doofenshmirtz's legs, straight towards the bathroom, and slammed the door. Doofenshmirtz heard slpashing near the toilet, and knew that he was vomitting. It was no surprise. "Uhh . . . Perry the platypus? Uhh how's it going buddy?" There was just more vomiting. He opened the door, and glared at Perry. he was slumpt over the toilet. He picked up the the furry nausiated platypus. He looked miserable. "Really? Right into the toilet I cleaned this morning?" He said with an angry glance. "It's official you're as sick as a dog!" Just then Perry vomited right into Doof's face. It was slimey, green, and it stank. His eyes were squinted tightly shut, and his lips pursed. he slowly opened his eyes, and unpursed his lips. He put the sickened one down, and grabbed the fluffiest of towels from his cabinet. He slapped it onto his face, and cleaned the mess off his face. When he looked back at Perry, he was blushing embarrased at what he did.

He groaned. "All right. I'll help you out." He cleaned off Perry's face with a wet wash cloth, and wrapped him up in a white sheet. He carried him over to the recliner for a while, and unfolded the couch into a futon. He then picked him up, and laid him down on the bed. The pillows and mattress were quite comfy. He had expected it to be rather uncomfortable, but it was perfect. Doofenshmirtz laid a bucket next to the bed, and laid a heavy comforter over the sheet. When Doof dissappeared into the kitchen Perry was quite surpised, and a bit confused. "I came back with some soup. It's homemade chicken soup, and is delicious." He smiled. Perry didn't want to taste it. "Aww come on it's a Doofenshmirtz family recipie." He hadn't quite trusted Doof, but when Doof said it was his family recipie, he couldn't say no. The Doofenshmirtz cheese was good enough to be eaten all by itself. He tasted it a bit, and instantly fell in love with the soup.

Doofenshmirtz sat down in his recliner. "If you get hungrier, I've made a whole pot of it." He reached for the phone. His quickly dialed a few numbers, and waited patiently. "Hello? Melony? Let me talk to Roger. It's me Heinz! You know, his brother? Yeah? Yeah. Okay I'll hold." Doof was twirling the cord around his finger, waiting patiently. He looked at perry and smiled faintly. Suddenly he straightened up. "Roger? Hey Roger. It's me Heinz. Listen I can't go golfing today. I've got a sick friend, and he isn't doing so well." He looked sympathetically at Perry. "Yeah I wish I could spend the day with you too." He covered the mouth of the phone, and shook his head no in Perry's direction, smirking. "Yeah. Love you bye."