Invader… Gir?

Chapter 9

I had come to the conclusion that the only thing left to do was... to... Jump on Dibs head! It would be very easy to target it because his head is the size of a hippo. So I latched on to his pointy hair. Which was also easy considering that is seemed as though it was pointy... whats wrong with that kids head anyway? Anyhow, by the power infested in me by... me, I tackled him down to the floor.

"AHHH! ALIEN! ONMYHEAD!" He screamed.

Meanwhile:

"Minimoose! I found you! Yay! Lets dance!"

"Nya!"

And then Gir and minimoose danced all around.

Now, back to the other story, after Dib had finally shaken me off, I poointed one of those raygun things Gir had in his hand. I didn't even know he had one. His hand was usually filled with tuna or jelly... or something disgustingly appetizing to the humans. I had Dib cornered and then the raygun was charging up really slowly so, I just stood there waiting. And then, when the raygun was finally charged, I shot at him. YES! I WAS FINALLY GOING TO GET RID OF HIM! But then, Gir holding minimoose came out of nowhere and the ray bounced off of minimooses "Nubs of Doom".

"NOOOOOOO"

"HEY MASTAH! GUESS WHO I FOUND!"

"AUGH! GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE!"

"Nya" was all that minimoose said.

"HEY! I have an ingenious plan! MAHAHAHAAAA!" I said to myself. "MINIMOOSE! Use your nubs of DOOM!"

With that, Minimoose jumped onto Dibs face and hugged him really hard with his nub-arm-things.

"AHHH! NUBS! NOT THE NUBS! MY FACE!" Dib screamed as he ran around blindly. This time, I had him. MEH HEHEHE! MWA HAHAHA! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!