I'm back with yet another new story! And yes I realize that probably should work on my other stuff but, this just popped into my head and I couldn't resist writing it. This is set just after Laryngitis it will probably be around 6-10 chapters but I'm just spitballing. Anyway here is the story.

"Berry." Noah 'Puck' Puckerman called after his ex-girlfriend and resident diva Rachel Berry, after glee.

She turned, "Oh hello Noah. How are you today?"

"Um, oh fine whatever." He answered. "Do you want to get back together?"

"Excuse me?"

"Oh c'mon Rachel every Sandy what's-her-face needs a that guy in that movie."

"I believe you are referring to Sandy Olsson and Danny Zuko from the hit musical and film Grease." Rachel said. "And I honestly don't know what you're asking Noah, you know that I'm currently with Jesse – even if we aren't currently speaking after the music video but still I refuse to cheat on him. And why would you want to get back together?"

"Because Berry, being with Mercedes boosted my popularity, right?"

"I'm not sure Noah, you realize I was sick for most of the week, and honestly getting into people's relationships is never a good idea." Rachel said.

"Right Berry, I could tell you were jealous when I was singing to Mercedes." Puck smirked.

"I was not infact I think with a little practice then we could use that at regionals, though you both will need my coaching and Santana can't throw a hissy fit in the middle of it either." Rachel said. "Now back to point why do you want me to date you again?"

"Well, dating Mercedes boosted my popularity, but, know everyone's scared of me." Puck explained.

Rachel looked confused, "I thought you wanted people to be scared of you Noah? Because isn't that 'badass?'"

"It would be but, nobody will even talk to me, do you know what that's like?"

"I have an idea." She deadpanned referring to the fact that she was basically isolated from the entire student body until glee came along.

"Right sorry, anyway the point the only reason people talk to me is cause they're to scared not to, which would be cool but, it's not just guys like Jew-fro no it's people on the basketball team and stuff."

Still not understanding why this involves me. Noah I have to get home it's already been fifteen minutes my fathers will be worried. So can you please tell me how this involves me?" Rachel said heading towards her locker.

Puck jogs along to catch up for someone with such small legs Rachel sure as hell can walk fast. "Look you said when we were dating it made me seem more human right? So I thought if we went out again people would talk to me."

Rachel smiled and spoke cheerily as she put her books away in her locker, "So all your saying is that I have to put my already rocky relationship with Jesse on hold so you can be popular again?"

Puck nodded, "Yeah I'm shocked you're so fine with this."

"Yeah." She said. "Except you know I'm not."

Puck's face dropped. "Berry please I really need your help."

She shut her locker door, "Look Noah, I'm already with Jesse and he's still mad at me for filming a music video with you – granted Finn was there to but still I don't need an excuse for him to hate me so can't you see if there is any other way to seem human – you could always be nice."

Puck scoffed, "Yeah right. Berry please just explain to St. Douche that it's fake I'm sure he'll be fine with it."

"I wish you wouldn't call him that Noah." Rachel stated as she began to walk off.

"Fine Berry leave, but, I don't give up that easily." He called after her, making her stop in place and turn on her heel.

"The last guy that said that to me went off and slept with Santana."

"Yeah well I'm sure that guys an ass." Puck said. "And I don't lie remember?"

"Yes I remember Noah." She answered. "Now if you'll excuse me I do have to go home."

"Alright Berry but, I refuse to give up."

"Goodnight Noah."

Well what did you think? Please review and let me know if you want me to continue!