An aggravating conversation

I got the idea from Gazmrules. Thanks for all the help!

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"For the last time Zim, I did not steal your stupid waffle!" The computer shouted at the furious, short green alien in front of him.

"Yes you did! Do not lie to ZIM!" Zim yelled, his antenna going up.

"Would you shut up with that?" the computer asked.

"NEVER! No one tells ZIM to-"

"MAAAAAAAASTER!" Gir interrupted, randomly running through the lab and trying to get on his master's head.

"GIR! GET OFF MY HEAD! What is wrong with you?" Zim shrieked.

"He's upset because he just found out that you're his master." The computer said.

"You dare to say that to your master, computer? YOU MUST OBEY ME!"

"You're not my master."

"Yes I am!"

"Not really."

"Do not argue with me!"

"I just did."

"AHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH!" Gir suddenly screamed, clinging to Zim.

"What is it Gir?" Zim shouted at the SIR robot.

"MY CUPCAKE IS GONE! MY CUPCAKE IS GONE! WHERE MY PIGGY, MASTER? I LOVED MY PIGGY! I LOVED IT!" Tears welled up in Gir's blue eyes. "I miss my cupcake, master."

"Uh, your cupcake is right over there." The computer said before Zim could reply.

Gir's head snapped up. "I GONNA GO WATCH THE ANGRY MONKEY SHOW! WHEEEEEEEE!" he got up and started running around in circles.

"Computer," Zim sighed. "Take Gir up to his Angry Monkey thing-a-ma-bob."

"Uh…no."

"WHAT?"

"You heard me."

"Why don't I just destroy you?"

"Because you're not smart enough to think of a way to destroy me."

"Not true!"

"Okay then. What were we just talking about?"

"I hate you."

"Do you think I care?"