"Hi, Billy Mays here!" Billy Mays shouted cheerfully as he looked at the camera. "And I'm here once again to sell the amazing product Oxy-Clean!"

Iron Man crashed in from the ceiling, interrupting the commercial. "I am Iron Man, and--"

"The power of Oxy-Clean can get rid of that pesky dust left in your Iron Man suit when crashing in from ceilings! Watch!" Billy Mays tossed some water on him, then rubbed in some Oxy-Clean. "THE STAIN IS GONE! It's just that easy."

"I am Iron Man, and I--"

"Helmet too dirty from fighting crime? Got your enemy's blood on it? The oxygen power of Oxy-Clean will get that right out!"

As Billy attempted to remove the helmet, Iron Man stepped away and prepared to blast Billy.
"I am Iron Man, and--"

"Repulsor rays not shooting hard enough?" Billy stepped right in front of the hand and prepared to scrub. "The oxygen power of Oxy-Clean will make those heavy hitting attacks heavier! IT'S JUST THAT EASY!"

Iron Man blasted Billy Mays in the face. "I am FREAKING Iron Man, and I'M FIRIN' MY LAZERS!" He shot out red laser beams all across the room and destroyed the studio, and Billy Mays. In the rubble sat, unharmed, a box of Oxy-Clean. "But it did make my suit like new." He picked it up and shot the peace sign. "I am Iron Man, and I approve this product."