I was watching Phantom during my music class (we're studying Broadway. YAY!) and I was thinking of all of the things I would not want to do if I went into Phantom. Explanation: The guys next to me were taking. And one more thing, one of the guys didn't think they had the color pink back then.

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Things One Must Remember When Visiting the Phantom in Paris

1. Don't touch the mask. (seriously, DON'T!)

2. Don't stare at the mask. ("No, I wasn't staring," nervously backs up.)

3. If you touch the mask, he will hurt you.

4. You mustn't hug the Phantom, o matter how sad he look at the end of the lair scene when Christine is leaving.

5. Don't insult Christine.

6. Don't complement Carlotta's voice.

7. Don't describe Christine's singing as bad, awful, or anything that isn't the word complementary.

7. Don't use his opera as scrap paper.

8. Don't ignore his wishes. You will end up dead or out of business.

9. Don't mention the fop.

10. Don't take his swishy cloak. (no matter how neat it looks while you twirl.)

11. Mme. Giry will not help you if you ignore his wishes. (She will probably just watch and eat popcorn.)

12. Popcorn is not accepable in the lair. (Especially if you scatter it on the floor, then claim that you were just feeding the birds.

13. Don't stare intensely at him, he doesn't like it.

14. Don't steal his mask, then frame Joseph Buquet for taking it. No matter how amusing.

15. Don't move the Christine doll.

16. Don't annoy the Phantom, you won't wake up tomorrow.

Loosecannoncop17 gave me these:

17. Don't draw mustaches on any of his obsessive Christine drawings.

18. Don't comment on his obsessive-ness.

19. Don't attempt to use the magical rope as a necklace. (Depending on how much
you annoy him, he might be tempted to pull)

20. Do not buy him a CD of Carlotta singing as a Christmas present O.o

More by me, I didn't want to go back and rechange the numbers:

21. Attempting to seduce the Phantom is not acceptable conduct. (No matter hot hot he is during Point of No Return.)

22. Don't secretly give him a makeover while he's asleep.

23. Don't drain the lake, then claim that you were trying to do the anual cleaning.

24. Don't tie the Phantom up then force him to listen to your singing.

25. Don't tie the phantom up period. (He'll use the rope against you.)

26. Introducing him to a therapist won't help.

27. Suggestions for moving to Coney Island should not occur for about ten years.

28. Getting rid of candles on the grounds that something will catch on fire is not advisable.

29. Leading a tour group of phangirls into the lair isn't smart.

30. Don't touch his organ.

More courtesy of anynomus have i spelt that:

31. Don't mention that Christine is engaged/married to Raoul anywhere near the Phantom. (He won't hesitate to kill you.)

32. Don't do what Christine did and attempt to take off his mask. (He isn't
in love with you and you won't get away with it.)

33. Laugh at any jokes the Phantom makes, even if their not funny. (If you don't
he'll find some spare rope.)

Weird, right. And other suggestions may make the list longer. Review peoples!