Invader… Gir?

Chapter 4

I know what your all saying. Aw, poor filthy earth Dib. HES GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES! You shouldnt mess with a superior force. (Thats me :)!) Anyhow, back to the story, Dib was being all crazy again.

"Hey Zim! I know what you are!" Dib said.

"Yep me too! VERY HAPPY!" Replied Gir.

"Agh. You don't want to say that you're an alien? Isn't that what you are, Zim?"

This got me worried, but then I saw Gir stuffing his face with his cupcakes, paying no attention to Dib and then I realized that Dib wasn't a real threat. The skool bell rang and everyone started running outside, jumping out of windows and things of that sort. I walked outside alongside of Gir and saw Dib following us so I decided to rocket us home. I took Gir by the hand and jetted away. It was really fun. As soon as we got home, we ran inside...I mean... I ran inside the house dragging Gir along. Finally this HORRIBLE day was about to end, or at least thats what I thought.

"GIR!" I yelled.

"YESSIR!"

"Come to the lab right away!"

"I SMELL FRIED CHICKEN!"

"I'll take that as a yes."

As we approched the lab, Dib was outside sneaking around my house. At that time I hadn't noticed him. I kept wondering why my computer kept on saying, "Intruder alert." Then we finally made it to the lab. I was about to press the button when the power went out. Then Dib jumped inside the lab out of nowhere. And when I say out of nowhere, I really mean it.

"WA-HA! If you cant switch back, you can't get back to your mission!" He said.

"Argh! You filthy HUMAN!" I yelled at him. I jumped at him. But just as I was about to strangle the filthy Dib-monkey, Girs poorly put-together body fell apart. I couldnt move.

"I even got the whole thing on tape, Zim! Theres no way you will be able to hide out like this anymore! I WILL EXPOSE YOU FOR THE ALIEN YOU ARE!"

Then Dib ran out.

"GIR! NO! THE HUMAN IS GETTING AWAY!"

I saw Gir stuffing his face... yet again. "MM. TAQUITOES." He said.