Invader… Gir?

Chapter 2

"AHHH! IT'S THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!" I started running around in random circles. As I began to approach sanity again, I realized that this could be very bad if I didn't find Gir… VERY BAD. What if… AUGH! So much could happen in that one day. One sentence could blow our cover. I HAD TO FIND HIM!

I went up to the house part of my AMAZING lair and only to find Gir heating up more of his… "Taquitoes". (Tacos and Buritoes mixed)

"TAQUITOES!!! ME NEEDS TAQUITOES!!!" He screamed.

"GIR!"

"WAAAAAT?" He moaned.

"I need you to meet me back in the…" Just then the Skool bell rang.

"I'll see ya later! Me gots ta go to skool now!" He said.

I had forgotten that today was a skoolday. I had to follow him and make sure he didnt blow it with Dib. Dib was a lot smarter than the adverage humans, but everyone thought he was crazy. More of an advantage for me. HA. HAHA. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Ehem.

I entered the skool yard just as Dib got off the "skool bus". Pitiful HUMAN. At that time, I was in Gir's cute little dog suit so no one expected anything. I also made sure that Gir had my costume on so that at least we looked normal. Then, Gir started skipping into the klass room leaving me outside to look in the window.

"I love PIGGIES!" He yelled at the klass. (yes i am aware that it is spelled wrong just like all the other words with a C in them.)

Zita, the girl with the purple spiky hair said," Is it me or is Zim acting wierder than normal?"

Everyone looked around shrugging their shoulders.

I turned around only to see a bunch of people standing behind me.

"WHAT DO YOU FILTHY STINK HUMANS WANT FROM ME, ZIM?!?!"

They just stood there staring. So I ran.

"PUPPY!!!" They screeched and took me captive!

End of chapter 2

I would like to say thank you for mulege, Kari the robot bunny, girlovesmoosey, invader johnny, and Junsei-Yami for either reviewing or adding me to their favorite story list. I will keep you all in mind during my earth conquest. :)