Luche Len Len was starring at the sunset, large cacti obstructed his view while he hummed my shiny teeth and me to himself. His pony ran away, stranding him in the desert…alone.

Then he became a mole person and moved underground, where he found Dark Schneider and kissed his boo-boo from when he fell down a dark hole.

Dark Schneider screamed. "THANK YOU, YOU BASTARD!!"

Then they lived happily ever after in the underground cave, singing

The End.