Invader… Gir?

One day, I was watching my soaps on TV. Then, I realized I was crying… WHAT WAS THIS?!!!? But instead of the soap opera making me well up I realized that it was just Gir sitting on the floor eating a bunch of onions… RAW ONIONS. It sickened me to watch him.

"PIGGY!PIGGYPIGGYPIGGY!!!!!" Gir randomly blurted out. Then, out of nowhere, he started to randomly dance on the floor. "Danc'in like a piggy!!! WOOHOO!"

"GIR!!! Now that my soaps are over, come with me to the lab. I need you to test something out for me." I shouted at him.

"Aw, I wanna watch the scary monkey show."

"NOW GIR."

"Okeydokey."

In the lab, just like the 275 other times I had told him not to touch my chemicals, he did it anyway.

"GIR! Stop messing with my very important earth-destroying materials!"

"I thought that this was your experiment to create muffins that wouldnt burn out your insides."

"Well... uh... never mind that. just listen to me very carefully. I have this new machine and I need you to test it out."

"Why me?" Gir whined.

"Because what if it blows up or sucks your insides out or something? I wouldn't want to be the one standing right next to it."

"OHHHHHH." He said.

The machine was fairly large. It had a box-like structure and a button on its front. Then, Gir went to push the button. When he did, a thick fog burried the room and I had no idea what was happening. That is, untill I realized I was even shorter than before, heavier, metallic, and standing right next to the machine. Then it hit me. Gir and I had switched bodies.

"Gir! What the Irk just happened?" I called out. But Gir was gone.