Disclaimer (Disc – Clay – Myrrh): Like hell I don't own Beyblade even if we were in a bizarre alternate universe where beyblade will be played on motorcycles (LOLZ yugioh 5D)! I still don't own it
After 25 years
All the beyblading teams are grown up, some married and some remained single. They were all attending 'The BBA Grand Reunion Party' it was plain and nothing fancy about it. All of them are there to share and reminisce good times while some attended just for the sake of appearance and that happens to be…
"me and the guys are here just to mingle, get drunk and hopefully get laid to one of Enrique's girlfriends then we leave in the morning" Tala said nonchalantly he was never the type who like parties "By the way Kai how's married life and who the hell is that guy?" he pointed to the young man next to Kai "he's been following you a lot"
Kai, dressed in business suit simply shrugged "that's my secretary"
His secretary Hiroshi according to Kai, was his constant pest who keeps bothering him to return to the office, loads of paper works need to be signed and approved and some business proposal meeting to some big shot millionaire
"Mr. Hiwatari you have a meeting due in 2 hours and the accounting department need your signature for the new equipment just purchased" he said, Hiroshi is constantly worried about his boss frequent skipping habits sometimes he wondered how his boss still manage to keep the company in top shape
Tala rolled his eyes "I'm sure your company can survive 1 day without him" then he put an arm around Kai's shoulder "C'mon let's join them" and lead him towards the guys hanging around the refreshments table filled with bottle of beers and a lonely punch that no one seems to be interested, Tyson was not present.
After the regular program of the party ended his wife ate something at the buffet and began to feel the need to go to the toilet and vomit and since she hates public restrooms she urged Tyson to drive her home leaving Makoto their son at the party but he didn't mind, his friend Gou and Rin was there to accompany him much to Gou's annoyance the younger boy always want challenge him. The wives, girlfriends and single ladies are on the other side are happily chatting about beauty tips, the love of their lives and of course their sex lives
"Mine suffers delayed ejaculation"
"Really? Mine is premature"
On the guys side they could hear the women giggling as they talk making them curious
"do you ever wonder what they're really talking about?" asked Miguel
"I don't really want to know" Claude said drinking his beer
Back at the ladies
"so Hilary tell us about your sex life with Kai" Mariah asked
Hilary blushed a bit "well..uhh…gee..ummm..t-this is embarrassing" she was thankful to the fact that her children aren't with her and were busy with Makoto and Rin
"were all married here there's nothing to be ashamed of" Mariah said reassuringly the other girls disagreed since they're not married
"Hey what about us?"
Mariah feigned ignorance then she smiled wickedly at her "how many times you do it in a day?" then the other girls got curious joined in and start pressuring her with questions
Julia was the first "how big is he? Y'know, down there"
"hey!" she was aghast, Julia talking about Hilary's second favorite part of her husband's body
"when your having sex, how long does he last?" surprisingly it was Mathilda
"you too!?" because really, Hilary once known her to be pure and innocent
And the onslaught of questions continues…
"Have you guys experimented on different sexual positions?"
"Who initiates sex first, you or Kai?"
"come on Hilary tell us already"
"yeah! Tell us"
Emily suddenly pops in interrupting the girls interrogation "Did you know if you keep on having sex with your spouse for more than one day like a daily routine can make you lose interest in each other both sexually and emotionally?"
Hilary gasped, she had to believe Emily she is after all the only brainy girl and make logical sense in their group and what she said has to be true "You mean if we keep it up we lose interest having sex together?" she asked worriedly and began to panic on the inside thus making her blabber the truth without her unconsciously knowing it
"True, most married couples are like that"
"Does it means no more waking up in the morning and notice he's having an erotic dream, see his morning wood and take advantage of it and have sex with him while he's dreaming?"
"yup.... wait, what?"
"no more visiting in his office to seduce him and have sex at the desk, sofa or in his office chair?"
Emily sweatdropped "uhh…sure?"
"no more sex after lunch?"
"…"
'oh my god… I envy her!' Mariah thought
Emily had no idea how both Kai and Hilary had such active sex lives, she had come to the conclusion that both couples are sex addicts. The girls continued to listen to Hilary worrying about losing her sex life with Kai and relishing it with great interest
"no more surprise sex when he gets home from work?"
Because this is the only time Hilary said something interesting about her life most particularly her sex life that she has been avoiding at every gathering
"no more shower sex either?" Hilary continued
'I wonder what's she's feeding Kai to give him all that energy?' Ming Ming wondered
And finally
"No midnight snack sex too?" Hilary turn to look at the women in front of her all wide eyed and some have dreamy look on their faces most of them are Enrique's many girlfriends that he decided to bring and were taking notes; they just happened to be there and eavesdropped at the conversation. Hilary realized that she just blurted out her sexual private life
Hilary's cheeks went red and turn to Emily "umm… Emily are you sure this might happen to me and Kai?"
"Yes, just look at Ray and Mariah" she straightforwardly said pointing at Mariah
"Hey!" Mariah exclaimed at Emily "were just busy with our family restaurant business. In fact were opening our third chain!"
"more work and no sex must be hard for you dear" Emily retorted
Mariah narrowed her eyes on her " oh it's on now you insufferable wench"
"what did you say!?"
Both women began to bicker
Back at the Guys
Max sighed "look they're at it again Ray" both looked at the women quarrelling. Ray knew better not to interrupt when his wife was arguing with some woman because Mariah is likely going to use him as a human shield when things get physical. So, Ray just stood there staring and drinking his beer
"Do you think we should stop them?" Max asked, worried that this reunion might turn into a disaster
"Nonsense, they're fine" Ray said drinking another bottle
"but they look like they're about to tear each other apart" Max said looking at the women who are pulling each others hair
"oh look the guys seem to have a pretty interesting topic over there and Kai is involved. Better check it out" Ray intentionally changed the subject and left. Max looks at he guys who seems to be lecturing Kai, he looked again to the quarreling women and decided not to bother and leave them be, he went with Ray.
Apparently the guys have the same topic as the women and it's sex
"And that's why you shouldn't have sex in a daily basis because there are chances that it will lower your male libido" said Kenny explaining it to the guys most particularly Kai who had more sex in one day than anyone of them so out of envy they want to make his sex life miserable
"yeah Kai give the woman a break I'm sure she appreciates it" said Micheal, the others agreed
'Pffft… like that would happen' Kai thought because it's the complete opposite, he knows his wife is a sex addict and would take advantage of him sexually whenever possible, he didn't mind it though. Someone tapped on his shoulder
"Mr. Hiwatari you shouldn't be drinking *hic* your meeting will be up in uhhh...1 hour *hic* and 30 minutes" Hiroshi reminded him although Kai was only holding his beer and hadn't taken a drink or even a single sip he notice his secretary was a light shade of red
"Hiroshi are you drunk?" Kai asked
"I only drink *hic* the punch right there sir, I'm perfectly fine" he said pointing at the punch but what he didn't know that Tala spiked and is secretly observing Hiroshi
"Hmmm… too light. I need to add more" he pulled out his flask and poured a large amount, he called out Bryan "Bryan give me yours and pour it here. This place needs to be livelier"
"are you sure? This is powerful stuff I'm having" Bryan said, not sure how much Tala will pour into the punch. Giving his flask Tala immediately poured all of the content and stirred. Bryan sweatdropped 'maybe coming to this reunion was a bad idea'
"I see what you did there" came a small boy's voice
Startled Tala almost fumbled the flasks and quickly hid it behind him "well hey there miniature version of Kai" he greeted "what brings you here?"
"I was going to get something to drink but it seems you already poured illegal substances in it, there are minors here too you know" Gou answered glaring at Tala, he's the only person who keeps forgetting his name but has no problems remembering his sister
Tala shrugged, not caring of what might happen "so? what are you going to do about it?" he said looking down at the boy. Gou smirks "watch you getting hit by bad karma" and with that he left leaving Tala to ponder at his words
Just then Tyson finally appeared with a change of clothe since his previous one got puked on by his wife who's now at home resting, Tyson quickly joined in "Hi guys, sorry it took me long I had to change" his friends greeted him back and chatted for awhile. Tyson notice they where out of beer and all was left was the punch "oh well, as long as it's something to drink" he poured one in his cup and drank
For awhile Tyson felt warm and full of vibrant energy "Hey this is pretty good" and he goes for another cup "damn this is so addicting" Tyson continued to put more. Gou from afar watched him
"big brother what are you looking at?" asked his sister besides him
"I got a feeling that tonight is gonna be a bad night"
To be Continued….
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