Averyone attack Death Joke but he has extra arms and knock back them. Suddenlay Commisoner Gordon comes and shoots Death Joke but he is oaky. Batcousin and Communist John Freeman and Communist Gordon Freeman and Morgan Freeman and Alfred and Batsby and Liam Neeson and Cannibal Corpse and Bane and Tom and TV and Tyler Durden and Andy Dufraine and Kaiser Soze and Charles Foster Kane and Darth Vader and Barack Obama and Will Smith And Commisoner Gordon and Zoidberg All are nocked back by evil circel of satin. "I must fight Batman one on one" Say Death Joke. Zombisexual Joker who was now Death Joke who was ow fighting Batamman was is winning. He slash teh sword and hurt Batman. Batman grabe enoby blade and fight back. The sowords hit eachother and sparks go. War death happen battle circle Batman was in.
"I has unkillableness now Batman" Death Joke say.
"But nott." Batman yell.
"Instoppable is I being now!" Death Joke say loudly.
Death Joke slash both Batmans arms and and then stabe him in lower cheest.
"Ow." Batman says and fllas to the ground.
"Now I kill you Batman and Bat fifirends. Forever." Death Joke say with evil simile.
Suddnetly Dave Mustaine falls from sky with guitar and slams onto ground outside of circle. He plays epic solo for 2 minutes and it's shreading is awesome. The evil cirel of satin exploreds and Liam Neeson grabs his gun and kills the Penguin and then shoots Death Joke in booth sholdur twyce.
"Now Cusion!" says Batcousin ands cries fall down her eyes.
Batman take sword and run over to Death Joke now on ground. He attach rock hammer to sword because then it makes it able to dekillitated evil joker zombi. He take sword and Slash and slash Death Joke head off of him. Blood waters plants and sun comes back out and Zombisexuals are defeated and Gotham is safe and Too-Face and For-Face are dead and Morgan Freeman is free and men and guns are not evil. "Well I'm sorry Joker but it looks like" Batman puts on his sunglasses. "I'm The Darker Knight. "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH." goes Batcousin as Batman and Batcousin and Communist John Freeman and Communist Gordon Freeman and Morgan Freeman and Alfred and Batsby and Liam Neeson and Cannibal Corpse and Bane and Tom and TV and Tyler Durden and Andy Dufraine and Kaiser Soze and Charles Foster Kane and Darth Vader and Barack Obama and Will Smith And Commisoner Gordon and Dave Mustaine and Zoidberg all walk away to Batcave to be happy because day is saved.
THE END?
Official Song of The Darker Knight:
Batman, Bruce Waine, Betty Waine, Batcousin
Too-Face, Morgan Freeman, Killer Croc
Gordon Freeman, John Freeman, Batmobile, Gotham
Pub Brawls, Broken Walls, Riddlercousin
Dying villians, Mary Sue, Killer Clock, Ressurect
Jonas Brothers, Make Girls Cry, Bohemian Rhapsody
Broken Money, Pop Stars, Economy is depressed
Gravity, Cannibal Corpse, dead clowns, Joker goodbye
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Living Joker, Poolice, Poker Death, AMC Pacer
Wall Street, NAZDACK HQ, Catwimman Kiss
Tom, Bomb, Myspace, Up Stars, Liam Neeson
Ned Ludd and Guy Fawkes, Robatman
For-Face, BUM BUM BUM, One Liner
AK47, Tommy Gun, Batpeople, Battle
Face One, Face Two, Face Three, Face Four
Crossbows, Tenticles, Fire Bowl
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Down Stars, Bassmint, Pistol, Bane
Rescue, Shawshank Redemption, Gun Control, Feminism
Justin Bieber, Pop Stars Die, Batcyrus
Injuries, Hospital, Good Girls Turning Evil
Alfred, Harley Quinn, Poison IV
Girl Mobile, Sidewalk, Television Never Lies
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Wartime, 2010, Marvelous Revengers
Rambo, Die Hard, Fremmans, Crowbars
Girl's Mall, Batsby, Joker Death, Staph Room,
Sandwatch, Coughing Blood, RPG
Nunchunks, Thumb tack, Bulletproof breasts
That old bomb, blown away, what else do I have to say
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Great Batsby, Car Crash Death, The Joker is back again
Four arms, Darth Vader, Plot Twists, Enoby Blade
Zombies, Zombis, Obama, and Zoidberg
Will Smith, Rorschach, Dark Magic, Death Joke
Sword of one thousand Tooths, Blood and Pain
rock hammer, Dave Mustaine, Bisexuals
Batman's never looked finer, David Caruso one liner
I run out of things to say, I'll keep singing anyways
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire...
(Thank you for supporting my first trollfic. More will come, I promise. The Darker Knight was written completely by Zachary Parker, aka Zacoftheaxes, aka, Cafe Hoax Zest. Because Anagrams are awesome.)