FanFic #2 People. R&R please???? :D
50 Things That Fred and George Can't Do
By Molly Weasley
50. Masturbate to muggle porn
49. Seduce Harry after getting him drunk
48. Call out "Rape!" for no apparent reason
47. Give each other blow jobs
46. Make out while everyone is eating
45. Take long 'showers' with each other
44. Ask Snape to brew a contraceptive potion for you
43. Walk around naked then fuck the garden gnomes
42. Rape your brothers while they sleep
41. Kiss Snape in front of the whole class
40. Ask Dumbledore out on a date
39. Steal all of Madam Rosemerta's knickers
38. Try to get pregnant
37. Suck Ron's dick
36. Wear Lady Gaga's Glasses, and then say it's a fashion statement
35. Kidnap goblins from Gringotts
34. Read Twilight then introduce fans to a real vampire
33. Sell Dildos at your shop
32. Make innuendos with your 'wand'
31. Ask Hagrid if you can bite his rock cakes
30. Beat your Qudditch teammates with your bats
29. Ask Harry can you shower with him
28. Put out a rumor saying Draco Malfoy has herpes,
27. even though it's true
26. and mean
25. and the fact he got it from you two.
24. Kill Dudley Dursley,
23. Then sell his sweets
22. and his Xbox.
21. Open a casino in the basement
20. Cut Snape's hair off
19. then pretend it was rejected by cancer patients
18. Rim Harry Potter then make him admit that he enjoyed it
17. Buy a riding crop and whip Hermione when she's doing homework
16. then use it on each other
15. Watch Gay Internet porn,
14. Then say that it was Harry and Ron
13. Get married in Vegas
14. Then come out that you're gay
12. Sniff other dogs' butts
11. Stick your head into the fireplace,
10. Then claim you see someone shagging Ginny
9. Then watch for 2 hours!
8. Dry hump the couch
7. then say you almost came when I caught you
6. Fuck Harry
5. Fuck Ron
4. Fuck Hermione
3. Fuck each other
2. Laugh at dead people
1. Wank off on the roof
Thanks for reading. R&R pretty please???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does, so get off my back.