I've never written a Songfic before. I quite like it.
Question is will you?
So this is Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra
Sung with ever so slightly modified words (to avoid gender confusion. And 'cos I thought "Bella" sounded better than baby), by Bellatrix and Andromeda, (also featuring Narcissa and Druella)
Bang Bang
I was five and she was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
She wore black and I wore white
She would always win the fight
I won fair and square Dromeda! Hand it over.
You did not you big cheater!
Give me the broom Dromeda!
No its mine. Let go!
Bang Bang
She shot me down
Bang Bang
I hit the ground
Bang Bang
That awful sound
Bang Bang
My Bella shot me down
Crash
Hahaha,
Its mine. Mine!
Its mine now!
I hate you Bella
Girls! If you don't stop fighting right now...!
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up I call her mine
She would always laugh and say
Remember when we used to play
And then Bella pushed me down the stairs!
Yeah best two minutes of my life
Bitch
Well it was funny
Yeah! Auntie's face when I sent the House elf's heads flying
Priceless
Bang Bang
I shot you down
Bang Bang
You hit the ground
Bang Bang
That awful sound
Bang Bang
I used to shoot you down
You were a tough kid
I had to be. You were my sister Bella!
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
Do you Andromeda Black, take Ted Tonks to be your lawful wedded husband...
Now she's gone
I don't know why
Until this day sometimes I cry
She didn't even say goodbye
She didn't take the time to lie
Dromeda! Come back! Come back!
She's not coming back Cissy. She can't. She's ... impure
Dromeda! Dromeda!
Bang Bang
I shot her down
Bang Bang
She hit the ground
Avada Kedavra
The Mudblood is already dead. And I've killed its filthy offspring. Now Dromeda can be pure again. She'll come back. We can be us again.
Bang Bang
That awful sound
She can't be dead! Nymphadora! She's so alive! My little baby. Bella wouldn't do this. Bella wouldn't! Bella couldn't! Not to me. Her own sister!
Bang Bang
My Bella shot her down
So? Any good?