Title: The Swordsman Wears Prada

Summary: Manhattan, New York. 2010 In the glittery world of fame and fashion, two brilliant models have conquered the catwalk. They are the epitome of perfection and masculine seductiveness. They both have thousands of fans and their fair share of admirers and lovers-both male and female-as well as nearly limitless wealth and extraordinary influence and power in the world. They also hate each other's guts. So when they are suddenly forced to work together in order to keep their jobs, chaos erupts.

Determined to undo the other and finish with the grueling task of cooperating, the two men race to unearth each other's lives and discover some damning evidence that could condemn the other.

As secrets are revealed and layers are unraveled faster and faster, the entire menagerie rushes to an unexpected climax and to an unsuspected conclusion.

Pairings: Sanji x Zoro, Boa Hancock x Luffy , Franky x Nami, others

Rating/Warning: M for Yaoi, Sex, crack, Idiocy, Lemon, Hetero smut, Vulgarities, Major Weirdness and utter strangeness

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Prologue

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The pop and flash of cameras are dazzling in the darkness of the studio.

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The swirl of a fur cloak. It's dark sensuality enveloping a tanned and naked torso.

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Brilliant white teeth curved in a seductive smile.

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