A/N: So I'm going to try to write more on this one. Hopefully, it'll work out. And by the way, there are going to be weird grammar errors because it's the writing style I'm using for this fic. Yesterday was a very special day for me. IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I'm officially 14. HAHAH. So wish me a happy birthday. (And also it was Robert Pattinson's birthday a.k.a my future husband) So enjoy this (:

Chapter 3: They Realize They Can't

I saw them today.

Not together.

Apart.

I didn't know if I was dreaming.

I mean, they looked so happy.

And it hadn't been that long.

They barely crossed over the week and a half point.

11 days, 1 hour, 2 minutes and 37 seconds to be exact.

At least since they announced they were together until now.

When they announced they had broken up.

Not that I wasn't ecstatic of course.

I was so happy that Rachel was available for me.

I barely even had to do any work.

Now I can take my opportunity to get another mama for my baby.


They are over now.

Splitzo.

Good, I knew it wouldn't last.

How could it?

The kid's freaking gay as that Tim Gunn guy.

I know. I seem gay for knowing who the hell that old queen was.

But hey! I have to watch those Logo shows with the baby mama.

I also think that flamer mentioned him when I was being my badass self

by throwing him in the dumpster.

Anyway, I knew she'd be free terrain soon enough.

She was on my list.

The bang list.

And she was at the top.

She wanted me anyway.

Who wouldn't?

Good ol' Rachel always wanted the Puckster.

She's been craving it and I'm going to let her have it.

But I know Finn has got his eyes on her.

I'm definitely sexier than that.

Finn's a care bear and I'm a tiger.

Roar.

No one denies the King of the forest.


They are over, finally.

I don't think I could have taken more of the touching.

Or the hugging.

Or the loving.

Or worse…

The kissing.

But they are over.

And it's finally my chance.

Kurt deserves more than Rachel.

I know that I don't deserve him.

I'm not good enough for him.

I want to try.

I want him.

It's like I was blind before and now I can see.

Like Stevie Wonder.

He was blind then started to see again, right?

Well, I'm like him.

I also went for girls but my heart was always with Kurt.

It sounds lame but it's true.


We're broken up thank you lord.

Now I can move on to more important things.

Such as Finn Hudson.

After all these trials I went through.

Trying to help him out with Quinn, dating Rachel…

I deserve a reward.

Heck, I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for even talking to Rachel.

This week and a half has been hectic but most importantly annoying.

After the little incident where I made fun of her abilities using dynamics, we agreed to break up.

No need pretending like we could actually stand each other anymore.

I was glad, I could finally go after Finn.

Rachel can go burn in a hole.

Now onto Finn.

He's looking delicious today.

I mean, of course he could exchange his striped shirt from Old Navy with a nice clean blue dressy shirt to match his dark jeans but other than that.

Perfection.

We'll be together, mark my words.

Because our love is a Michael Bublé song.

^^ A/N: I had to add the Michael Bublé line. I love him with a life. Try to guess which POVs are which. Surprising, isn't it?