Congratulations on purchasing your very own FELICIANO unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your FELICIANO unit.

Standard Info about FELICIANO:

Name: Feliciano Vargas
Manufactured in Italy
Weight: Relatively light
Height: 172 cm (5'7 ft est)
Age: 20
Length: Not very big, but if this is why you ordered FELICIANO, you are a sick bastard.

Each FELICIANO unit comes with:

15 white flags
1 box of pasta noodles
1 military uniform
1 sailor outfit
1 maid outfit (don't ask)

When opening your FELICIANO unit, you must be very gentle and friendly. FELICIANO units are often frightened. If your FELICIANO unit refuses to come out, make some pasta. It should come out right away

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Modes:

Happy-mode – This is the default mode of every FELICIANO unit. When in this mode, your unit will seem distant. Other HETALIA units often trigger this mode, but mostly LUDWIG units.

Scared-mode – Your FELICIANO unit will only enter this mode when it feels threatened or afraid. IVAN units, ARTHUR units, and various household items often trigger this mode. When in this mode, FELICIANO units start to cry and wail for help.

Cooking-mode – When your FELICIANO unit enters this mode, do not attempt to interrupt. Be ready to clean up your kitchen once your FELICIANO unit has finished.

Shy/Romantic- mode – This mode is often triggered around LUDWIG units or cute girls.

Surrender-mode – When your FELICIANO unit enters this mode, try to reassure it. If you do not reassure your FELICIANO unit in time, you will have white flags all over your house.

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Relationships with other HETALIA units:

ROMANO – FELICIANO and ROMANO units are brothers, but they do not always get along. When together, FELICIANO will enter Cooking-mode, Happy-mode, or will just stand there and let ROMANO yell.

LUDWIG – These two have a good relationship. FELICIANO has a crush on LUDWIG, so do expect to see your FELICIANO unit enter Shy/Romantic-mode or Happy-mode. Note: LUDWIG units sometimes yell at FELICIANO units, so do not be surprised when your FELICIANO enters Scared-mode.

ANTONIO – ANTONIO units find FELICIANO units extremely adorable.

IVAN – Do not bring FELICIANO units near IVAN units, no matter what. Your FELICIANO unit will malfunction.

KIKU – KIKU units get along fine with FELICIANO units; however, KIKU units might force FELICIANO units into cosplay outfits.

VASH – Do not let FELICIANO get near VASH when without pants. Your FELICIANO unit will be destroyed instantly.

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Cleaning:

Your FELICIANO is capable of cleaning itself, but might want to play with you in the bathtub.

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FAQ:

Q: My FELICIANO unit keeps making weird noises. It's cute, but annoying.

A: Unfortunately, this is a verbal tic that cannot be removed. It means that your FELICIANO unit is happy, so do not worry.

Q: For some reason, my FELICIANO unit is weak and always gets beaten up easily. Is this a malfunction?

A: FELICIANO units are naturally weak and lazy. Do not expect it to help you when you are in danger.

Q: My FELICIANO unit acts strange when I touch or pull on that stray strand of hair that sticks out.

A: Do not touch that hair unless you want to sexually arouse your FELICIANO unit. LUDWIG units often tug on the erogenous zone without knowing it, so do save your FELICIANO unit.

Thank you for buying you very own FELICIANO unit! Hopefully, it will not destroy itself on accident.


I read a Higurashi UNIT fic, and I had to make one for Hetalia.