Madee: HAY HAY!!!!!! Dis be da phirana, wif Pi, my co host!!!!!!!!!!!

Pi: Hi.

Madee: Okie-dokie, I'm American, so I will probably not spell stuff right...and you can infer that I don't own Death Note from the whole "I'm American" thing...

Pi: I OWN DEATH NOTE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Madee: Sorry, sweetheart, you don't. Anyway...may I introduce...LIGHT YAGAMI!!!!!!!!!!

*flash of white light"

Light: Urgh...what just happened? Wait...who are you?!?!?!!?

Madee: *insulted* I'm your freaking wife! In my own little world, anyway...

Pi: And here's my hubby...L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*another flash of light*

L: Holy crap! Where am I?! Who are you?

Madee: I'm me, and Pi's...um...Pi.

Pi: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madee: Ok, so...anyone else you guys wanna invite?

Light: Well...what're we doing?

Pi: WE'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Light: We could invite my *scrunches up face* girlfriend Misa Amane...

Madee: NO!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I TALK TO THAT SLUT!!!!!!

Pi: I LOVE YOU L!!!!!!!

L: ... Sure.

Pi: WOOHOO!!!!!!!! *rave*

Madee: Pi, sweetheart...there's no need to rave...

Pi: YES THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm LOVED!!!!!!!! BY L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madee: OK! LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!!! Um...who wants to go first?

Pi: OOOH! OOH! PICK ME!!!!!!!

Madee: ... Pi.

Pi: OK!!!! Um...L.

L: ...Oh dear...

Pi: DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME?

L: ...ok.

Pi: IS THAT A YES??????

L: ...sure.

Madee: OK! That's awesome. Now...I have a DARE for Ki- I mean Light.

Light: ...Oh no.

Madee: I dare you to...wear a sign that says, "I AM KIRA" in front of L for a solid 3 chapters. Look! I even have the sign!

Light: ...fun.