Hi, I'm back! It's been a really long time, but this is no time for nostalgia.

Okay, so this idea, it all started when, on the way to my next lesson, I randomly said to my friend "I'm a kitty cat, here me roar. Meow.". Don't ask why, I have no idea. We eventually got onto countries and voila! We took turns in writing, so yeah. Sorry for any spelling mistakes, I've been trying hard to make sure I get rid of them all, and I'm not good at grammar so...any improvement suggestions would be really helpful! And I'll try to correct any mistakes!

Warning: Random, pointless etc.

Also, if there is anything similar to this, please inform me. If there is then I did not steal the author's work, this is something entirly original me and my friend came up.

Disclaimer: None of the characters mentioned belong to me, I only own the idea of this fic.

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I'm Italy, PAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAA ve~ :D

I'm Romano, remember it, bastard }:(

I'm Prussia, can't touch this awesome ;)

I'm Russia, become one da~?

I'm China, have some food aru~

I'm Germany, this is pointless -_-

I'm Hungary, YAOI FOREVEEEEEEEEEER!

I'm Lithuania, watch me quiver!

I'm Poland, like, hi!

I'm Greece, fear my cats - that means you Turkey

I'm Spain, I -heart- tomatoes! And Romano :D

I'm Romano, shut the hell up! Bastardo!

I'm Turkey, whatever, Greece, whatever

I'm Egypt, stop being childish

'm Sweden, th's m' wife

I'm Finland, and I'm not

I'm Sealand, you are, Mum!

I'm Tony and I do exist

I'm England, no you don't Toby

I'm Tony and if I don't exist why are you talking to me?

I'm America, that that Iggy!

I'm England and I see unicorns, not imaginary things

I'm America, they ARE imaginary

I'm Norway and I see trolls

I'm Scotland, a kilt is not a skirt. }:( Ever say it is America, I'll kill you

I'm Australia, NOT Austria, mate

I'm New Zealand and I like sheep

I'm Wales, I like them more

I'm New Zealand and I like them more

I'm Wales, you liar!

I'm England, it's bedtime, off you go

I'm Scotland, screw you England!

I'm Northern Ireland and I agree with Scotland!

I'm Canada, can we stop arguing?

I'm America, who are you?

I'm Canada...

I'm Belarus, marry me brother! :)

I'm Russia, please leave me alone :(

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And that's all for now! I'll put the rest up later. Remember, reviews make the world go round! :D