Albus ran into Minerva's office, his long black cape following behind him. Minerva looked up from her papers, and found that he wore a white mask, and carried a rose in his teeth. He spat the saliva-covered rose onto Minerva's desk and declared in a loud and carrying voice that was able to penetrate stone walls,

"Behold, I am the Phantom of the Opera! I possess the Twirly-Cloak-O-Doom! Behold, I have my noose! Fear me!" He took a breath to go on, but Minerva interrupted him by shouting,

"Albus Percival Wulferic Brian Dumbledore! What the Hell are you talking about?" He smiled wickedly through his wickedly awesome mask,

"Behold, I am the Phantom of the Opera! I possess th—" Minerva cut him off again,

"Yes yes yes, I heard the Phantom of the Opera crap. My point is, who is the Phantom of the Opera?" Albus removed his mask in a sort of grand gesture, and gaped at Minerva. She said in her cool way,

"Please close your mouth; it is most unbecoming of you to look like that." Albus ran back down to his room, grabbed his "Phantom of the Opera" DVD, and ran back up to Minerva's room. While he hooked up his Summoned 46" TV and DVD player, he explained the concept of the Phantom of the Opera. The couple spent the rest of the night watching Phantom of the Opera. Actually, not the entire night. By the time "Music of the Night" came on, they were indeed making their own music of the night.