Title: The Further Misadventures of Colonel Bite-Sized

Word count: 100

Summary: Shrunken Roy just can't catch a break.

Roy stood, debating whether to climb the ficus, when a shadow suddenly loomed overhead.

"Found you, Colonel Bastard!"

"Watch it, shorty!" the familiar insult rolled off his tongue before he could stop it. Roy saw the frankly demonic grin spread, and knew his fate was sealed. However, before Elric could enact his payback, he was saved by an angelic face. With a pistol.

"Colonel."

"Lieutenant."

"Tell me why you thought it was a good idea to drink an unknown solution from an unlabeled bottle?"

"It wasn't unlabeled! It said 'DRINK ME.'"

Hawkeye narrowed her eyes, and Colonel Roy Mustang quailed.