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"Hey what gives!?" I screamed as I was rudely shoved out of the black pick up truck.

"Sorry Roxas, but I did say I was in a rush. Now get your ass out of my car. Be sure to visit on weekends and holidays. Later!"

With that Cloud backed out of the parking area and rushed onto the road leaving my belongings and me on the side walk. I looked up at the creepy gray walls of Oblivion University. Great, this was going to be just great! Now I have to find the stupid dorms, with my stupid room and drag all my heavy items to what could possibly be on the other side of campus.

"Hey blondie, you wouldn't happen to be Roxas would you? Heard I was getting a new roomie and I've been waiting for all the freshies to pile in. You look like you could be a Roxas," a red haired man said. He was standing a few feet away from me, two tear shaped tattoos under his eyes and a lighter in his hand that he kept turning on and off.

"Yeah I am a Roxas. Wait you've been waiting here ALL day? Are you crazy?"

"Hey I got to make sure I protect my room, what if Roxas was some kind of mafia kid? I'd send him to this blond kid I met, I had a plan you see. Name's Axel, got it memorized?" the man asked tapping his temple with his free hand.

"Yeah well I'm Roxas, and no, I am not in the mafia," I said with a smile.

"Good to know. Here let me help you with that," Axel said taking some of the heavy boxes, "our room isn't too far from here and if you finish unpacking early I can show you some of the freaky people I met today. Told them I'd go eat dinner with them."

The day was already looking up. My roommate was actually helpful and I didn't have to wander around campus with a billion boxes of junk. Now all I had to do was get my things set up and email Leon and beg him to kick Cloud's ass for me.

***

I was wrong, boy was I DEAD wrong, my roommate was a nutcase. The first thing that got me about our room was the smell of burning paper. He had a small bonfire going in the middle of our room. Freaking pyro! And if that wasn't bad enough there was clothes and paper all over the room. My bed had burn marks on it.

"Sorry that the room is a mess, I did try to clean up but then I remembered I am a college kid so it's okay," Axel said dropping my boxes on the desk on "my" side of the room.

"A mess? This room looks like someone tried to rob you, then a tornado hit it followed by lightning!"

"Hey, it could have been worse, you could have had this Demyx kid I met today. He lives right next door with this sixteen-year-old science nerd. The Demyx guy actually plays his little guitar thing all day long. His room mate already kicked him out once."

"It's a sitar! And actually it was twice as of seven minutes ago, I've only been here for thirty minutes this has to be a record for the "most hated roommate" awards. I was only trying to show Zexy that there was more to life than those nasty old books," came a voice from behind them. We spun around and there in all his wet glory stood another blonde, his hair seemed like it didn't know what it wanted to be and he was cradling his sitar.

"That's our little Zexion for you, always being a nerd. I have an idea! Lets get him drunk," Axel said.

"OMG that would be AMAZING!" Demyx responded.

I just banged my head against the wall. Axel is a nutcase and this Demyx guy is a DUMBASS! I thought I would leave all that crazy stuff back in Twilight Town! A loud thump and a girly shriek made me stop banging my head and turn back to the two idiots. Axel was on the ground with a huge hardcover physics book on his face. Wait, a minute what? I looked towards Demyx, he had pushed his sitar behind him in a protective manner. My eyes followed Demyx's gaze to a short teen with messy blue hair covering one of his eyes. He had a button down shirt, neat jeans, and glasses. He was glaring daggers at Axel.

"Demyx, time out is over you can come back now," the boy said in a very calm (AND CREEPY AS HELL) manner.

"Okay Zexy!" Demyx shouted and ran out of the room.

"As for you, Axel, get near any of my beverages and I will aim my books a little lower next time and trust me it will hurt," he threatened, "and you, new roommate guy, you seem smart so I suggest you keep your bitch in line. Come by our room if he ever drives you nuts, you seem kind of normal. Goodnight Roxas, oh and Axel our walls aren't very thick, I can hear everything you say."

And with that the weird little kid was gone. I stared over at Axel, he was still on the floor. I kneeled down next to him, removing the book from his face. It had left a huge red mark on his face (OUCH!). I poked him a few times but he wouldn't move. Right so time for a walk. I grabbed my wallet from one of the smaller boxes and headed out the door all the while thinking to myself 'maybe this is just not for me.'