Author's Note: I've been working on this story for a few days now. It's mainly about Naruto going behind the scenes of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, interviewing the cast and showing a few 'bloopers' along the way. (I'm literally praying at this point that it won't get deleted for 'going against the rules'!) There's possible OOC moments too. Oh, and Naruto is talking to a camera that's following him.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I do own a bunch of Naruto manga, games, DVDs, ect ect...
Naruto: Behind The Scenes:
Chapter One...
"Is this thing on?" Naruto asked himself as he tapped the camera in front of him repeatedly.
"Naruto, it's on! Just start talking!" The camera man said.
Naruto smiled.
"Great. Hi! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! And we coughby'we'I meanyouthecameracough are on the set of Naruto Shippuden!" Naruto introduced.
Then Naruto smirked.
"And as you know, I play the cool, strong, handsome, amazing, wonderful, smart, main character!" Naruto said.
The camera man sighed.
"Anyway, let's take a peek into the other not so important character's dressing rooms!" Naruto said as he walked with the camera man following him with the camera.
Naruto then walked to a outside trailer-like outside dressing room that said 'Sakura' on the door.
"This is Sakura's trailer dressing room. Let's see if we can get here to come out!" Naruto said as he smiled at the camera and knocked on the door.
Then the door opened and Sakura stepped out with her hair in a shower cap, and wearing a long fuzzy bathrobe.
"Naruto, what do you want?! I'm busy getting ready for the new episode. And what the heck is with that camera?! Turn it off!" Sakura said.
Naruto laughed.
"Haha! Not a chance! I'm showing the viewers, via this camera, the set of the show! And interview the cast!" Naruto explained as he laughed.
Sakura scowled at the camera.
"I don't care! TURN IT OFF!" Sakura shouted.
The camera man sweat dropped as Sakura charged at the camera.
Please Stand By...
Kakashi was sitting on a stool.
"Hello, I'm Kakashi Hatake, and I like to read." Kakashi said.
Kakashi then pulled out his book and read a total of thirty nine pages.
One hour of buying a new camera and film later...
Naruto looked nervously into the new camera as Sakura used some medical ninjustu on the camera man after she destroyed the camera and him.
"Ow...ow...ouch..." The camera man said as he rubbed his shoulder.
Sakura frowned.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!" Sakura said.
Naruto sighed as he looked into the new camera.
"And...that's what happens when you upset Sakura..." Naruto said as he glanced over at the beaten up camera man.
Please Stand By...
Zetsu was in the middle of painting his fingernails black.
"Hey, my name is Zetsu, and I'm part of the Akatsuki." Zetsu greeted blandly.
Then he painted his fingernails for a very long time.
Ten minutes of medical jutsu later...
Sakura had finished healing the camera man, and he was back behind the camera as Naruto interviewed Sakura.
"So...Sakura, what do you like in a guy?" Naruto asked curiously.
Sakura rose an eyebrow.
"That isn't part of the interview is it?" Sakura asked as she turned to the camera.
The camera man turned the camera side ways as if it was nodding no.
Sakura sighed.
"I'm not gonna answer that." Sakura bluntly said.
Naruto's face fell.
"Okay...hey! Let's take a look at some of your bloopers!" Naruto said as he immediately changed from down to excited.
Sakura blushed slightly.
"N-no! W-we really don't need to see those!" Sakura said.
Naruto smirked.
"Yeah we do! Role the bloopers!" Naruto ordered.
Then the camera man nodded and rolled them.
#1, Sakura's Attempt To Stop Sasuke From Leaving...
Sasuke stood some distance ahead of Sakura.
Sakura was in tears.
"PLEASE STAY! I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU!!" Sakura screamed.
Sasuke ignored that.
"If you leave, I'll s-EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" Sakura shouted as she tripped after running up to Sasuke.
"Ouch...ow..my face..." Sakura moaned as her head scraped across the concrete
Sasuke turned around and started snickering.
"Haha!!!! Haha!!! She...she...she tripped!!!" Sasuke said as he was now laughing his head off.
Sakura scowled at Sasuke.
"'I love you', yeah right!" Sakura said as she growled and stood up.
Then all the Naruto cast started laughing.
#2, Sakura Removes The Poison From Kankuro...
"This may stink, but-" Sakura said as she dipped her hands into the gooey antidote.
Then Temari started snickering.
"Haha!!! Haha!!!" Temari laughed as she banged her fist against the wall.
Sakura blushed slightly.
"Um...it's 'sting' not 'stink'..." One of the Sand's medical ninja corrected.
Sakura frowned.
"Uh...okay...anyway, now let's remove the poison..." Sakura said as she took the antidote bubble and put into Kankuro.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THAT STINGS!!!" Kankuro shouted as he sat up.
Temari scowled.
"You idiot! Your supposed to be out cold!" Temari said.
Sakura looked concerned.
"Hurry! Fold him down!" Sakura ordered.
Then Lady Chiyo randomly popped up.
"Hehe...you said 'fold' instead of 'hold'!" She said as she chuckled.
Sakura grabbed her hair in frustration as she growled.
#3, Sakura And Ino's Race To The Academy...
"I'm a ninja now, I'm not that childish anymore, Ino." Sakura said as she walked ahead of Ino.
Ino looked shocked and then sped up past Sakura.
Sakura just sped up faster as did Ino. And they were both neck and neck running to the academy.
Later In The Academy...
"Isn't this ninja forehead protector super cool?! It looks good on me, right?!" Naruto asked Shikamaru.
Then Sakura and Ino were both neck and neck as they squeezed through the screen.
"Ugh...ugh...ugh..." They both said.
Then they both made it through the screen ay the same time.
"Made it!" They both shouted at the same time.
But at that moment, Sakura accidentally fell.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!" Sakura shouted as she lost her balance and fell.
Naruto was wide eyed.
"Noooo! Sakura died!" Naruto shouted.
Sakura scowled and raised her head up.
"I'm not dead, you idiot!" Sakura said.
Ino then started laughing her head off.
As soon as they were over...
Naruto and the camera man were laughing.
Sakura was scowling.
"Haha!!! Oh man!!! Those were hilarious!" Naruto said as wiped a tear from his eye.
Sakura's face then turned red with anger as anime fire burned in her eyes.
"TAKE THIS!!!" Sakura shouted as she charged at Naruto to punch him.
Please Stand By...
Matsuri smiled.
"Hello! I'm Matsuri, and I'm in love with Gaara!" Matsuri said.
Then Matsuri grabbed Gaara's arm and pulled him close to her.
"That's right! He's all mine! Jealous, aren't you?!" Matsuri asked.
Gaara looked horrified.
"Someone call the cops!" Gaara shouted as Matsuri leaned in to kiss him.
One punch, and a lot of band aids later...
Naruto held a ice pack to his cheek as he walked on a cane.
"Okay...now we're gonna interview Neji!" Naruto said as he stumbled over to Neji's trailer.
Naruto knocked on the door with his elbow, and then smiled into the camera as Neji opened the door and stepped out.
Neji stepped out with his hair all messed up, and wearing a torn and shredded tuxedo.
Naruto gasped and his injuries suddenly healed anime style.
"Neji?! What happened to you?" Naruto asked.
Neji ignored that question and glanced over at the camera.
"Hey, why is there a camera here?" Neji asked.
Naruto shook his head.
"I'm showing people the set of Naruto and interviewing the characters!" Naruto explained.
Neji glanced over at the camera again.
"Anyway, tell us some things about you!" Naruto said as he smiled into the camera.
Neji sighed.
"Okay, well I am Neji Hyuuga, born into the Hyuuga's side household apart from the main branch..." Neji began.
Naruto looked uneasily into the camera.
"...So I have a mark on my forehead, signaling that I am nothing more then a caged bird, my father Hizashi Hyuuga was also..." Neji continued.
Naruto yawned and looked at his watch.
Please Stand By...
Rock Lee was smiling.
"Hello! My name is Rock Lee, and I love to train!" Rock Lee said as he started training.
Rock Lee was practicing his taijutsu by kicking a tree.
Then Gaara ran up on the scene
Lee stopped training and gasped when he saw Gaara.
Gaara's face was covered in lipstick marks as he scowled.
"What happened to you?" Lee asked.
"Matsuri! She's an animal!" Gaara said.
Then Matsuri ran up.
"Gaara! Why'd you ran away?" Matsuri asked as she ran up.
Then Gaara went wide eyed as Matsuri ran up and kissed him again.
One hour of unnecessary talking later...
Naruto was asleep against Neji's trailer door drooling as Neji continued to talk.
"So then we fought. And afterwards, I learned not to-" Neji said but was cut off by the camera man.
"Er...we only have one hour of film left..." The camera man said.
Naruto then woke up.
"ONE HOUR!? Neji! I told you to answer questions, to tell your LIFE STORY!" Naruto yelled.
Neji sighed.
"Your right, I got carried away..." Neji said.
Then Naruto smirked.
"Hey! Why don't we make the most of this moment and show all the people watching us via the camera, and show some of your bloopers?" Naruto suggested.
Neji's eyes went wide.
"B-but Naruto! Those bloopers are real humiliating!" Neji said as he felt his face become very hot.
Naruto smirked.
"That's your punishment for talking! Roll em!" Naruto ordered.
The camera man nodded and rolled them.
#1, What's Your Name?...
Neji and Tenten walked up to Sasuke.
"Hey you, what's your name?" Neji asked.
Naruto growled with fire in his eyes.
"(UGH!!!! Sasuke's name was asked, AGAIN!!!!)" Naruto thought.
Sasuke stared blankly at Neji.
"It's common courtesy to speak your own name rather then asking for a name." Sasuke said.
Neji scowled.
"What?" Neji asked offended.
Tenten smiled and giggled.
"Hehe...he's cute!" Tenten said as she blushed.
Neji scowled at Tenten.
"He's cute?! What about me, Tenten?! I've been head over heels in love with you for the past few years and you go off and do this!" Neji yelled.
Tenten, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Lee went wide eyed.
Neji realized what he said and quickly put his hands over his mouth as his eyes grew wide and a nice red blush stained his face.
Then Naruto started laughing.
#2, Neji Puts The Radio In His Ear...
Might Guy handed Lee, Neji, and Tenten different radios to put in their ear so they can communicate.
"Alright, now put these in." Guy said.
Naruto went wide eyed.
"Cool!" Naruto commented.
Then Lee, Tenten, and Guy had put their radios in their ears but Neji was having trouble.
"Stay in! Why won't you stay in?!" Neji muttered as he repeatedly put the radio in his ear which fell out.
Lee sighed.
"Um...Neji? Do you need some help?" Lee asked.
Neji continued to put the radio in his ear which continued to fall out.
"No. I think I can handle a radio, Lee." Neji said as he struggled to put the radio in.
Then Lee, Tenten, and Guy all sighed as Neji continued to put the radio in his ear.
#3, Neji Catches Tenten...
Kisame had Lee, Neji, and Tenten trapped in water. They were able to break through but Tenten fell.
"Neji! Catch her!" Lee shouted.
And then as Neji dove to catch Tenten, he slipped and fell right on his face, and Tenten did a back flip over to a rock.
"I made it! Neji? Are you okay?" Tenten asked.
Neji sat up and spit water out of his mouth.
Lee then started laughing at the way Neji looked.
Neji was soaked with water, and his hair was all in his face.
"Haha!!!! Haaaaaha!!!! That was....haha.!!!" Lee said as he started laughing.
Tenten started giggling too.
Neji glared at the two as he blushed bright red in embarrassment.
As soon as they were over...
Naruto and the camera man were literally rolling on the ground laughing.
Neji sighed and put his had in his hands as he blushed bright red in embarrassment.
"I hope your happy, now." Neji said.
Naruto and the camera man stopped laughing and stood up.
"Yes, yes I am! Those were so hilarious! Especially the last one!" Naruto said as he laughed.
Neji glared.
Naruto then smiled into the camera as the camera man went back behind the camera.
"Well, we're almost out of film, but as soon as we get more film, I'll bring you much more surprises behind the scenes of Naruto!" Naruto said.
Then the camera turned off from lack of film.
Continued.
Whew! That took a while to finish tweaking! I hope it was good and funny. But this is only the first chapter. I'm not entirely sure how long this story will be. But it will be kinda long. And before you freak out, this is NOT an interactive story. I'll try to update in a few days. I'll update even quicker if I get reviews! ;)
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