This is the fanfiction that isn't really a fanfiction I said I would write about Team Galactic and if I had a random conversation with them. Topics will be random. Just like this story. I do not own anything. Please feel free to message me and suggest future topics! Or you can tell me that this is absolute crap. And I must thank SparkleDazzleDuez for inspiring me to make my own talk-show thingy. (Read 'What the vexos think' by her and you'll know what I'm talking about) I commend you! Now, Onward! TO SUBWAY!

Haine-chan – So, this is going to be some kind of chatroom where I'll ask you, Team Galactic, random questions that come to my mind and you'll answer them. It could include what you think of people, you next move in TG…etc.

So, first question, what do you think of Team Rocket?

Saturn – They are just a bunch of losers who have nothing to do but sit in and ruin our plans.

Mars – They were the ones who totally bombarded my plans at Iron Island; what would make you think I'd like them?

Charon – All they do is say that stupid motto and interrupt my thinking!

Jupiter – What's so great about a group of ninnies like them?

Cyrus – Incompetent fools.

Haine-chan – So you guys have nothing good to say about them? At all?

All – No.

Haine-chan – Well, how about the executives?

Saturn – What executives?

Haine-chan – Have you ever played--? Nope, that wouldn't make any sense. Well, they're really awesome, really cool people who are trying to resurrect the old Team Rocket and bring back Giovanni!

Mars – Giovanni?

Cyrus – Resurrected team?

Jupiter – Ooh, is this Giovanni dude hot?

(Awkward silence)

Jupiter – What, I had to ask!

Haine-chan – Okay then…but yeah, here, I'll show you some pictures!

(Boots up computer and looks up the executives on Google.)

Haine-chan – Aren't they cool?

Saturn – Who's the man with the blue hair that strangely reminds me of myself?

Mars - And who's the girl with hair almost as red as mine?

Cyrus – Is there any kind of boss in this team?

Charon – Why aren't there any geezers in this team?!

Jupiter – And what's that teal-haired guy's number?

(Another awkward silence)

Jupiter – Seriously, what's with all of the awkward pauses?!

Haine-chan – Well, to answer your questions, Archer is the one who strangely looks like you, Saturn. The redhead is Ariana, Mars. Giovanni is the boss who these guys are trying to bring out of solitary training, Cyrus. There is NEVER ANY GEEZERS IN ANY VILLAINOUS TEAM! (The only exception is you, Charon.) And, finally, PROTON IS MINE! BACK OFF!

(Jupiter backs into corner and starts crying)

Haine-chan – Now that we've got that under control…what do you think of them now?

Saturn – Can I blow them up?

Haine-chan – NO!

Saturn – Curses…

And that concludes our first segment of "If Team Galactic and I Had a Random Conversation"! tune in next time and feel free to suggest future topics! And yes, they can be about such random things, like pie.

Charon – Did someone say pie?

Haine-chan – Yes, and you're not getting any!

Charon- Aw…