Did you know that part of New Moon was filmed in Canada?! Well this is how Alfred's and Matt's situation went. Got the idea from my friend - the awesome - Objectionallygeeky and agreed to write it.

Bam! "Ow! Matt wha-." Crash! "Ow! Damn it Matt!" America said while ducking and dodging one of the ceramic plates his Northern Neighbor threw at him.

"I can't believe I let you film that thing there, eh!!" Canada yelled at his brother while looking for something else to throw.

"Now, now Matt. Calm down," the American said, backing away from his brother, now armed with a large wooden spoon he found in a drawer. "It's really not my fau-." He abruptly stopped talking as he jumped out of the way when the angered Canadian threw the wooden spoon at his head.

"Not your fault? How is it not your fault?" Canada asked incredulously. "It's from your country!"

America put his hands up in surrender. "I know that, but my people really like it and so does my boss's kids I really didn't have a choice in the matter Matt!"

Canada's eyes narrowed dangerously. America gulped, backing away nervously when he saw the Canadian walk past him to get to the hallway closet. "Matt," he asked warily, "what are you getting?" He started to get the feeling that he should split and run. Canada didn't answer as he dug through looking for something. Clearing his throat he started to say, "Umm, I think I should get goin' ya know places to g-ahhh!" He started to scream mid-way through his sentence as he saw the Canadian with a hockey stick. Canada started to walk toward him head cocked to the left holding the hockey stick in his right hand posed against his shoulder.

"Leaving so soon Al?" he asked. "I didn't even get to thank you for visiting," he ended in a whisper.

America was visibly shaking. "That's not necessary," he said nervously.

"Oh! But it is!," he said advancing on him. America let out a yelp of fright.

Lol I hope you guys liked it I wasn't so sure about how I was supposed to go about righting this but this is what I came up with hopefully it was funny. Please review and tell me what you think =D I finnished this a while ago but i wasn't able to post it. But it's here now!!! XD