50 things Prussia is not allowed to do
1. Jump on the table and proclaim how awesome he is.
2. Jump on anything and proclaim how awesome he is.
3. Especially during world meetings.
4. Placing a whoopee cushion on Austria's chair.
5. Or Germany's.
6. Or anyone else's, including his own.
7. Draw a mustache on Austria while he's sleeping.
8. Or Hungary.
9. Or Germany.
10. Tying N. and S. Italy's curls together.
11. Drive a golf cart.
12. Into a pool.
13. Try to prove that number 13 is an unlucky number.
14. Shave England's eyebrows off.
15. Steal all of Spain's tomatoes.
16. Pretend to die by food poisoning when England is in the same room.
17. Take a chemistry class.
18. Try to classify a homemade element (Awesomenium) to the periodic table of elements.
19. Make a dry ice bomb.
20. Set off a dry ice bomb.
21. Be within a 10 mile radius of fireworks.
22. Learn how to golf.
23. Try to make golf "awesome"
24. Play golf with France and Spain.
25. Be in the same car as France and Spain.
26. Go "shopping for food" with France and Spain.
27. Play truth or dare.
28. Especially with France and Spain.
29. Dig a pitfall trap.
30. Set off the fire alarm.
31. Repeatedly.
32. Play dead with ketchup as fake blood.
33. Set up secret camera's all over the meeting hall. (It's illegal apparently, who knew?)
34. Forge love notes.
35. Give the forged love notes to Hungary.
36. Play heavy metal music in Austria's house.
37. Wear muddy shoes and walk over all of Austria's furniture.
38. Paint Austria's piano a medley of pink, baby blue and orange.
39. Make a "Praise to the Awesome Prussia" website.
40. Look up "French military victories" on google.
41. Show results to France.
42. Try to hack into a computer.
43. Hack into England's computer, its not nice.
44. Or Germany's.
45. Or the Pentagon's.
46. Or anyone else with a computer.
47. Shoot people with paintball guns.
48. Or dart guns.
49. Fly a plane.
50. Attack people with a remote controlled object, its considered rude.
A random collab of thoughts that struck me during my rather boring math class today. #11-12 and 30-31 have actually happened at my school, digging a pitfall trap is something that Prussia would actually do, as playing dead with ketchup, and if you actually DID look up "French military victories" on google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, a VERY funny sign would pop up. He he he he he………………… *fades into the dark with evil laugh*