Hey, I'm back on this fic…uh, sorry about…two months without anything. Things have been…complicated…anyways, as promised, this chapter will be a boss failure. So, let's get started.

Special Failure: Rayquaza

Burrow Fail

"Okay, so all we have to do is dodge twice?" Ike asked Link as Rayquaza circled over head.

"Yeah, pretty much," Link answered, keeping his eye on Rayquaza. "Jump…now!" They jumped to either side as Rayquaza dive bombed straight down. "Make sure to keep moving so he can't get you coming out of-"

WHAM

"Um…Link?"

"Yeah?"

"What just happened?" They walked over to Rayquaza, who was laying there. Link poked it with his sword and nothing happened.

"I…I think he just knocked himself out…"

"So…does that mean we can go home?"

Fly Fail

"Move, move!" Samus yelled as Rayquaza rushed them, starting to rise. Suddenly, Rayquaza stopped rising and its eyes widened as it hit the tree. It gave an animal groan, slowly rearing back, shaking its head.

"What's wrong with Rayquaza?" Diddy Kong asked, watching the dragon warily.

"I…I think he's…drunk!" Rayquaza tried lifting off once more and fell back to the ground, shaking its head once more. "Uh…wow…"

"Anyone got an aspirin?" Rayquaza roared. "And turn off that damn light!"

Meeting Failure (Which will be done for each boss)

"Order, order!" Tabuu called, slamming his fist on a desk. The final bosses all began to quiet down. "Okay, first order of business…it seems there has been a problem with drinking before a battle. Now, I understand that you fellas are just trying to be good villains, but please, try and save it for afterwards. Also, has anyone seen Rayquaza?"

"Uh…right here," Rayquaza answered from the back. Everyone turned back and then laughed at him. His scales had all turned pink and his lips had swelled up to three times their normal size.

"My god, what happened?"

"Um…would you believe…puberty?" Tabuu tried to keep a straight face, but failed after ten seconds. "Oh, come on!"

"I'm sorry, but…oh, my sides! Quick, someone get a camera!" Tabuu yelled, rolling behind the podium.

"Ah, fuck alla you!" Rayquaza roared, slapping a hole in the wall with his tail. Everyone laughed even harder when they noticed the end of his tail was in the shape of a heart.

Again, sorry about two months with nothing.