I am at the point in this story where I believe it is only fair to warn any bitchy, cock-sucking bastard sons/daughters of bitches out there who think that this story is not worth continuing.

Let me direct your attention to the cowardly, bigoted review I recently received.

From: anonymous ()

i think your story is a piece of crap. i really happen to like first aid and
it pissed me off when if found this piece of shit. you better change him back.
you also better not let the decepticons get ratchets new sparkling

Now I would like to point out several things about this statement that PISSES ME OFF.

This story is a FANFIC. It is not meant to be a literary work of art and should not be taken seriously.

If this story is such a piece of crap why did you read so far into it?

If this story DISGUSTS you so much and you just plain don't like it then why do you think I want to hear your bitching about it?

I really like First Aide too. I think he is a sweet, innocent and absolutely beguiling young mech that I really rarely ever pick on. The reason he was chosen as the main character was because in my mind he is like a literary foil to Hook.

I do not bow down and do whatever my reviewers say. If I want First Aide to stay as Scalpel then you had better put on your big boy (or girl) pants, suck it up and grow a pair of balls or breasts. I will not take orders from pissy, whiney little children who are probably half my age. I WAS WATCHING THE FUCKING SERIES WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

Also, I believe I mentioned this in previous fics: I AM THE AUTHOR! I HAVE THE POWER TO FUCK WITH WHOEVER I WANT AND NOBODY CAN SAY SHIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AM AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

I prefer reviews to be constructive in some way. I am perfectly fine with sweet little encouragements but if you have a problem with the story it had better be related to grammar, spelling or continuity and not about the content. I give fair warnings and suggest that people listen to them.

Also, anyone who does an anonymous review marked "anonymous" is a pussy and will be used as an example of what I do to people who don't have the balls and breasts to tell me what they think.

And so, in conclusion I would like to wish any reviewers the best of thoughts on this story. I now bid you adieu, my sweets and leave you with the statement that flames and complaints will be crucified, drawn and quarters, boiled in hot oil, have the pear of anguish shoved in their mouths and anuses and placed on the Cathrine wheel to die a slow death.

Love,

thebrokencradle