i do not own the bridget jones books, ideas, stories or characters, nor do i own Louise rennison's georgia nicolson stories, charaters, or ideas.
i just have copies of the books !
Please please r/r !
AND NO I DONT MEAN RAILROAD FOR ALL YOU SMARTARSES OUT THERE !
xoxo,Lauran
Wednesday,Janruary 12th
8am
Right, I've been thinking about it all week, my new me,and I've decided the first step to a new me is a new style.
I've not worn any of my old clubing gear in ages. And I've always looked fab in last night I pulled it all out and updated it for work, so it's still stylish but not so...welll, tarty may not be the word.
Any road, I'm amazed half of it still fits me !
Some skirts are too small, and short, but I think that when I lose my 20 poinds like I'm trying, I'll be OK.
Today,I'm wearing black, black with a hint of black, like in the old days (good Lord, was it really 16 years ago?).
I am going to show up at the office, head held high, eyes not (so) red, and say 'I am woman,hear me roar!"
3 Seconds Later
Well,internally,at least.
If I showed up and said that they'd have me taken to the loony bin before my first ciggy break.
9:30am,Work
Well,no one has said anything to me yet but everyone keeps whispering and doing darty eyes, so they must be saying something.
And when I walked past Daniel's office I didn't look at him but I could feel his eyes following me every step of the way to my desk,tee hee.
12 Minutes Later
Was minding my own business, filing away (my nails- they're looking ragged) when a new message popped up,from Daniel.
And Mr Titspervert was talking wth him in his office this ,god, what if I'm let off?There's no way I'm taking a job at a chippy.
I tried to catch his eye, see what mood he's in, but his back was to me.
Damn damn damnity damn.
I'm just going to have to open the email...
big breaths...(yeth,i have certainly got big breaths)...
20 Seconds Later
You have go to be seriously kidding me.
I know my skirt is short but...
Daniel wrote:
You appear to have forgotten your skirt is off sick?"
What,what?
2 Minutes Later
Wrote back:
I am appalled by is demonstrabily neither sick nor absent.I am appalled by management's blatantly sizist attitude to skirt .Suggest management sick,not skirt!"
Hahahahaha
10 Minute Later
Oh god oh god
He's just looked over at me, and smiled.
What have I just done?
This can not be a good start to the year, flirting with my boss like this.
I'd best stop, first thing tomorrow, and get my self a good, nice man.
Good plan.
15 Minutes Later
I bet he's got a good, sensible snogger...mmmm
15 Seconds Later
No, bad lips, down !
I am having serious red-bottomosity, like never before!
Later,Home
Hmmmmmm...in my resolutions I said I'd not fall for him.I never said anything about flirting with him.
What's a lttle harmless flirting,right?
Right.
And besids,I have the perfect out fit picked out.
Thursday,Janruary 13th
9am
Right ,if this doesn't get his attention, then what will-the nuddy pants?
I've chosen my knee-high boots,my shotest black leather skirt, a whote seethroug top with a black eather undershirt-bra thing under it, and black tights.
What dps this suggest ?Callous sophesticate ?Or shameless tart?
Ah,well.
Later,Work
Results!
Daniel was in a big -time meeting this morning but as son as he ad achane he emailed me, and this is what it said :
If walking past my office this moring was to demonstrate presence of skirt,I can only say that it has failed flawlessly.
Cleave
And I replied:
Shut up please,I am very busy and important
P.S. How dare you sexually harrass me in this impertant and rude manner.
Even More Later-er
Oh ,my god,I am going to bad girl hell for sure, this is what he replied-
Mortified to have caued avoid all non-PC overtones in the apologetic.
P.S. Your tits look great in that top
Home
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
I am full of confusidosity.
He replied back,well, what he did,but then he hasn't tried to catch my eye since.
Did he take it the wrong way?
OH GOD I am going to get fired now for sure !
I am in deep deep trubble.
Double-bubble trubble, for sure.