A/N: Hello, Evra here! This is the second exciting installment of my fanfic challenge! This time is a LenxKaito fic! So, real quick, I don't own the Vocaloids! (Very unfortunate!) Also, I don't own the original concept of the Dummy's guide to Proper Courtship, that honor belongs to Mizu-Tenshi, who also wrote the section Tips. However, I liked the concept, and decided to try it out with Kaito and Len! I do Hope Mizu-Tenshi won't mind! I seriously give full credit to Her! (I'm pretty sure Mizu is a girl...) And you should go read her story, cause it's much better than anything I could write! I hope no one gets angry at me for this! Okay, so, here goes! (Once again, the section headers are Mizu-Tenshi's!)

Section One - Getting Close to Your Target of Affection:

When courting any male or female, after identifying your target, the first step is to place yourself in a position in which you are close to said person. This can be achieved by A-Linking yourself together with chains, handcuffs, or some super strong adhesive. B-Becoming an official stalker/groupie of your target or C-Stranding yourself and your target on a deserted island hence making the only communication between yourself and said target possible.

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"Kaito-Niichan! You're going to drop your icecream!" Kaito snapped to his senses, and realised this to be the truth. His icecream was dangerously close to spilling over, and plummiting to the ground.

"Thanks Len-Chan!" He quickly repositioned his hand so that the sticky cream wouldn't fall off.

"Honestly, Nii-Chan, you're more of a kid than me!" Len pretended to be annoyed, but a grin tugged at the corners of his lips.

"Sorry, I was zoning out! What were you saying?" Kaito grinned sheepishly. Len blushed at the question, and shuffled his feet on the pavement. Kaito couldn't help but think how cute it was that his feet barely touched the ground.

"Um... I... Well, I was wondering..." His face seemed to get redder as he spoke each word. Kaito tried to guess what the younger boy would say. However, he didn't guess anywhere near what actually came out.

"Um... Kaito-Nii... Do you... Do you like me?" Kaito felt his jaw drop a little at that.

"Wh-What?" Len was refusing to make eye-contact with him. Then he suddenly turned, and his eyes widened.

"Kaito!" The one in question looked at him quizzically, then realised, too late, what he was trying to say. He heard a splat, looked down, and found his half eaten icecream on the ground. His beautiful, delicious vanilla icecream, gone...

"My icecream..." He whimpered. He heard Len sigh next to him.

"Kaito-Nii, you're such a clutz!" Kaito looked at Len Cautiously. He still didn't know how to answer his question.

"Yeah, I know." Len scowled for a bit longer, then let a faint smile grace his lips. He sighed, sarcastically this time.

"Here. You can have mine." Len presented his strawberry cone to Kaito. Kaito wanted to take it, bad. But he knew better than to take from others. He shook his head.

"No. It's yours, you should eat it." Len's smile got a bit bigger.

"It's okay. You like icecream more than me anyway." Kaito almost took it, but his conscience told him no.

"Really, it's okay. You eat it." Len seemed to loose his smile then. He scowled again.

"Kaito-Nii, just take it! It's a present." Kaito sighed. He took the cone, deciding not to argue with the blonde. He took a lick of the sweet strawberry flavored cream, savoring the taste. Then he got an idea.

"Let's share it!" Len's eyes widened a bit, but he seemed to like the idea, and nodded his head, before taking a lick. Taking turns, they quickly finished it off, and Len gave Kaito the cone, claiming not to like them. After the icecream had been completly devoured, Len insited that they stay at the park a little longer. Kaito obliged. After a few minutes of painful silence, Len decided to rest his head on Kaito's shoulder. Kaito didn't really mind. This was a typical thing with Len.

"Kaito-Niichan?"

"Hmm?"

"You never gave me an answer." Kaito jumped.

"I-I... Len I... Um..." Len let out a relaxed sigh.

"Whatever, forget it. I don't want to freak you out or anything." And with that the subject was dropped. They sat in silence for quite some time, and Kaito finally noticed that Len's breathing had changed. He looked down and found him asleep. He smiled, and brushed some hair from his face. He watched the peaceful expression on his face as he dreamt. Before he knew what he was doing, he found jimself leaning in closer to Len.

"Len... I do like you. Quite a bit..." He said it quietly, so as not to wake the sleeping boy. Then he gently pressed his lips to Len's, stealing a kiss. Suddenly, there were arms around his neck, and Len was kissing him back, smiling into the kiss. Kaito broke free, and stared at Len incredulously.

"L-Len?" Len grinned happily.

"Who else? I like you a lot too, Kaito-Nii!" Len crashed their lips together again, and Kaito, as reluctant as he tried to be, quickly gave in, and kissed his new-found 'Lover'.

A/N: Lol, I'm tired! It's 2:30 Am! Sleepy sleepy! I probly made a ton of typos in this state, so forgive me! I feel I must credit Mizu-Tenshi again for the section header, and concept! (The bolded part is the section header, just incase you didn't know!) I know it's short, so I'm sorry! Please review if you can, and I'm afraid I need sleep now, so goodnight!

-Evra