Summary: While on a mission Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Sakura, Suigetsu, Jūgo, and Kakashi were out on a mission, Naruto performed his Sexy No Jutsu and someone cased another jutsu to make him permanently a female. Will he survive, or will everyone mob him.
Chapter 1: Naruto!
Naruto's P.O.V.
I woke up in my one bedroom apartment to the sun shining through my window. I tried to protest it by pulling the covers over my head and getting some more rest. Yesterday's practice with Kakashi was ruff, but every day I am grateful that Team 7 is reunited with some extra members. Sai, that fake Sasuke perverted impersonator. Suigetsu the jokester and Jūgo the strict serious type. It took months after I dragged Sasuke back. It was weird to see those two following us back, but after a while everyone warmed up to each other. Even Sakura begin making friends with the two, but she spends most of her time knocking the shit out of Sai and Suigetsu because of their smart remarks.
Looking at this past year I laugh at the differentness in personality everyone went through. I noticed I've been getting a lot more stairs than normal, but the weird thing is that they aren't full of hate, but of something else… lust maybe. Even some of my male and female friends are staring at me like that. Sai and Sasuke have become more perverted, protective, and competitive then before. Every now and again I would wake up to find either Sasuke or Sai in my room. Hoping the other wasn't there. Sasuke also smiles a lot more. Mostly at me. It seems as though it's reserved just for me. Sakura came out of the closet with Ino… more fun for me. Kakashi is actually later than usual… surprised us. To be honest I think it has something to do with Iruka-sensei. They had moved in together and now I'm scared to walk by their house at night. One day Kakashi didn't even show up one day and Juugo almost lost it. Jiraiya turned more into a pervert… if that was even possible, but still one of the best teachers I ever had. Tsunade is still Hokage, her time's almost mine, but I can wait until the time comes. The biggest surprise is that the times we'd come into her office and find her drunk are rare now.
Anyway I pulled the covers over my head so I could go back to sleep because we had the day off. Everything was fine until I heard people talking. There are only two people that would have the never to wake me and I swear to God if they…
ONE… TWO… THREE…
I felt a set of two hands pull the bottom of my covers off of my body. I slowly rise up, eyes glaring, like Dracula out of his coffin, to look at the two culprits.
"Sakura and Sasuke. So, what do I owe for this lovely visit at… noon?"
"Naruto you dobe get up, you're late."
"Late for what Sasuke?"
"Kakashi called a last minute meeting and now he's waiting for you, so get up."
I groan as I get out of the bed, collect my orange and black jumpsuit, and got into the bathroom and get ready. When I come out Sasuke is going through my stuff while Sakura was having an apple in the kitchen. I grab my keys and we walked out the door to go see what the old pervert wanted.
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We arrive at the training grounds where Suigetsu, Jūgo, and Kakashi were waiting.
"Ah Naruto, how nice of you to join us."
"I would have been here earlier had I known."
"Well let's get started. Today you will have a day off-"
We all groan.
"Please tell me that's not what you called us out here for Kakashi-sensei." Sakura complained.
"You didn't let me finish. The reason I am giving you the day off is because the Hokage, Lady Tsunade wants to send us on an important mission."
My face lights up.
"Finally! He actually has something to say that I'm interested in."
"What's the mission?" Jūgo said.
"We have to retrieve the Ultimate Jutsu Scroll."
"What's that?" Suigetsu asked.
"This scroll contains the most powerful jutsus ever created, by the most powerful Shinobi. Tomorrow we're going to go to the Hidden Mist Village to retrieve it. So today rest up, pack, and be here by sunrise tomorrow morning. See ya."
Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving the rest of us alone.
"This is so exciting!" I shot.
"Hn."
"Hn? Is that all you ever say Sasuke?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you can't even get somewhat excited about this scroll?"
"How can I? We have to get a scroll that we can't even look at. There's nothing to get excited about."
"You wanna fight Sasuke? I'm already mad at you for earlier."
"Let's go dobe. I'm just itchin' to kick your ass anyway."
"Alright I'm leaving. You two children can fight this one out." Sakura said as she walked home.
"Yeah me too. I can catch up on some sleep before I pack." Suigetsu said.
"I'll leave too." Jūgo said.
"It's just us Sasuke. You ready?"
"Think you can win?"
"Believe it!"
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Sasuke P.O.V.
Me and the dobe battled it out for an hour now. He dodges my fireballs and I just make it out of the way when he uses his Rasengan.
"Even though I hate to admit it… he is really strong. He has matured."
My eyes darted over every movement his body makes. The way his hair moves with the wind and his body is… indescribable. I think my heart stopped when he landed on top of me after he pushed me through multiple trees, breaking them in the process. Or it might have been the time the time when our blades clashed together and he lost his footing and fell backwards with me on top. Every moment with my dobe is precious to me. That's why I refuse let Sai get to close to him.
Exhausted from our sparing, we sit back to back under a tree. I could feel his body trying to catch its breath like mine, but what caught my attention was the sound of his zipper coming down and when he slumped against my back. A smirk appeared as I leaned back and closed my eyes. Subconsciously my hand moves towards his. When our hands make contact, we held them together and fell asleep, but before I slipped I thought I heard him whisper something about love.
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Normal P.O.V.
The team met at Konoha's gates at sun rise like they said. They set out with their stuff on their backs and entertainment from different people in the group. When they set up camp, every night they would sit around the fire and tell stories, jokes, and just hang out until it was time for guard duty. Sai and Sasuke would fight over who would get to sleep with Naruto, but each night he would just get his own or he would just sleep under the stars.
They arrived at the village and retrieved the scroll and began to head back to the village. On the last night before they were going to arrive in Konoha; they were attacked by a band of different Shinobi from different villages. Naruto had done his Sexy No Jutsu Rasengan combo when out of nowhere; one of the Shinobi performed a jutsu and aimed it at Naruto.
"NARUTO!"
Sai and Sasuke rushed over to try and help him, but it was too late. The jutsu hit him, causing him to fall back with lighting coursing through his veins. Angered that someone hurt his best friend Sasuke activated his cursed mask and slathered every last Shinobi standing. Sakura used her medical jutsu to heal his wounds while Sai and Sasuke argued.
"SAI! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!"
"MY FAULT?!"
"YEAH! IF YOU HAD NEVER GOT IN MY WAY NARUTO WOULD BE FINE RIGHT NOW!"
"NO YOU KNEW I WAS GOING TO SAVE HIM BUT YOU LET YOUR DAMN UHCIHA PRIDE GET IN THE WAY AND INTERFERED!"
"ENOUGH YOU TWO! I am sick of you two playing the blame game. It's both of your fought. You let your affections for Naruto interfere and you lost sight of what's important. Tonight you both will be on guard duty."
"Yes, Kakashi-sensei."
Both boys hung their heads in shame at the truth. When Sakura was done she walked over to them with her head also hung low.
"Sakura how is he?" Kakashi asked.
"He's physical damage has been healed, but there is a certain electricity flowing through his body that I haven't seen before. We need to get him to Lady Tsunade as soon as possible."
"Well (*grunts* as he picks Naruto up) we're on our way to Konoha tomorrow so when we get there, she'll be the first we see. Ok everyone bed time, we're going to wake up early so we can rush Naruto to Tsunade. Goodnight everyone."
"Goodnight Kakashi-sensei." Everyone said in unison.
Sasuke's P.O.V.
I watch as everybody except Sai goes into their tents to sleep the day off. I turn to look Sai dead in his eyes as I spoke a simple request.
"Sai, I'll take the first watch."
He hesitates before entering Sakura's tent. I turn to jump into the tree to watch the night sky. Most of the night was quiet with the excepting of the wind, but most of the night my eyes dotted over Naruto's tent. I could feel my eyes soften with sadness at the truth behind Kakashi's words.
"Naruto. I am so sorry. If it wasn't for this damn Uchiha pride, you would still be alright and smiling right now. But now you're lied up in your tent resting. Oh Naruto… I just hope… *sighs* I just hope you're alright."