One fresh pot of coffee later.

Regurgitator: That's good coffee. YOU MUST DO BETTER OR ELSE! Now, has part of your job you also get a cubicle.

Doofenshmirtz: Really, I didn't even know that. Check me out Perry the Platypus, I got my own desk.

Regurgitator: Who said anything about a desk? You just get the cubicle. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN CHAIR! (Thunder)

Perry's Mind: Whatever you do, don't ask for a break.

After one desk assembly, Doofenshmirtz crouches behind Perry the Platypus's cage.

Doofenshmirtz: Some villain, I'm way better than him. Look he doesn't even have a way for you to get out, where is the fun in that.

Perry's Mind: Maybe if you got some thunder and dramatic music you'd be just like him.

Doofenshmirtz: Well maybe he'll appreciate these rocket boots I made. Hey, Mr. Regurgitator, check out these rocket boots I made for you.

The Regurgitator looks at the new shoes and then tries them on flying above Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Regurgitator: These boots feel like they were made for a PLATYPUS! Well, these will have to do.

As the Regurgitator flies past Doofenshmirtz, the jets ignite Doofenshmirtz's hair on fire.

Doofenshmirtz: There, you see Perry the Platypus. That was pretty cool. Do you smell burnt hair? !

Perry's Mind: You sure did a good job Heinz. You're on fire today.

One flame put out later. Heinz works on a computer wearing a black shirt that has the Regurgitator's face on it and is "labeled Best Boss".

Doofenshmirtz: What are you looking at Perry the Platypus? This is a great job.

Perry's Mind: With benefits like being sucked into a vacuum tube, getting lit on fire, and carrying your own chair down a vacuum chair.

Doofenshmirtz: Look at all I've accomplished. Why just today I've organized his evil invoices, swept his evil lair, picked up his evil dry-cleaning, and I even had time to do this. See, best boss. And if I do a good job, I could get promoted to head assistant in just 3 months. Where are you going to be in 3 months? Huh. Huh?

Perry's Mind: If I'm lucky, out of this cage, being given a bathroom break or food, and hopefully deaf.

Suddenly the Regurgitator jumps out.

Regurgitator: Never mind the 3 months. I'll take care of him right now! (Thunder)

Doofenshmirtz: Wait a minute; first of all, he's my nemesis. And you can't get rid of him now, where's the fun in that. You need to explain your whole plan to him. Don't you have a nemesis?

Regurgitator: Me. THE WORLD IS MY NEMESIS! (Nothing) Sorry, this doesn't always work. THE WORLD IS MY NEMESIS! (Thunder)

Perry's Mind: What am I, chopped liver?

Soon Doofenshmirtz has ended up scrubbing the floor.

Doofenshmirtz: Don't look at me like that Perry the Platypus. I know what you're thinking. I-I-I'm not some lowly intern, I'm an evil scientist. I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz and he should be bowing down to me.

Perry's Mind: Go get him tiger.

Doofenshmirtz: Hey you, Mr. Regurgitator. Let's get things straight.

Regurgitator: WHAT?

Doofenshmirtz: Okay, Okay. See that Perry the Platypus. Compromise.

Perry's Mind: You compromised that you are more of an assistant than an intern.

Doofenshmirtz: Who am I kidding, grrr. You can do it, you can do it, you can do it. OKAY Regurgitator, I've done everything for you. You see those hard to reach files up there. I've invented these rocket shoes just so you can reach them. And look at this and I put in the self-destruct button that you forgot.

Regurgitator: WHAT! Why is it counting down?

Doofenshmirtz: Okay I may have pressed it by mistake. But at least I didn't push the release button I installed inside Perry the Platypus's cage.

Then Perry looks at the button labeled "OPEN" and kicks it.

Regurgitator: GRRRRR. Look what you've done. You've pushed my button for the last time you disturbed lunatic.

Perry's Mind: Nobody calls my nemesis a lunatic.

Using his food bowl, Perry throws it to the switch that operates the vacuum tube and Hit the switch from "BLOW" to "SUCK", making the vacuum tube suck over the Regurgitator.

Regurgitator: Get ready to .

Perry's Mind: You just got served.

Doofenshmirtz: We did it, We did it. LOUIS STEVO, we did it.

With only a few seconds left, Perry uses the rocket shoes to carry Doofenshmirtz out of the lair right before it exploded. Then Perry's watch beeped.

Perry's Mind: I don't know what the Regurgitator was complaining about. These shoes feel great!

Major Monogram: Congratulations Agent P. You've defeated the Regurgitator. As a matter of fact he just landed in our prison. You can return to your host family and Dr. Doofenshmirtz is once again your nemesis.

Doofenshmirtz: So if we're enemies again, does that mean AHHHHHHHHHHHH. CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

As Perry drops Doofenshmirtz to the ground, he lands on a throw pillow.

Doofenshmirtz: Oh now see there- a throw pillow, you guys do it right.

Perry's Mind: well now that is taken care of, time to head home. I wonder if Phineas and Ferb missed me? What's that noise?

Suddenly, Perry hears Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella sing "Come Home Perry".

Phineas: Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend!
You're more than just a passing trend!
You're like a treat from a candy store.

Oh Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes!
We love you more than all things mentioned before.

Oh Perry, you're extraordinary,
You're kinda short and hairy,
The color of a blueberry,
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella: Yes Perry!

So come home Perry, Come home Perry,
Come home!

Phineas: Hey Candace, why don't you sing one.

Candace: Um.

Oh Perry, I think it's kinda scary
I can't find you anywhere-y,
It fills me with despair-y?

Oh, Perry! I'm allergic to dairy,
I'm gonna move to the prairie,
And change my name to Larry!

Phineas: Larry?

Candace: I ran out of rhymes, alright?

Everyone: So come home Perry,
Come home Perry,
Come home!

So come home Perry,
Come home Perry,
Come home!

Candace: Come home Perry, come home!

Perry: (Growls)

Perry's Mind: Nice Singing Ms. Larry Mudface.

Candace: Oh there you are Perry.

Phineas: PERRY!

As everybody comes to hug Perry, Buford grabs the mike.

Buford: Good Job Larry.

Candace: Welcome home.

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