Disclaimer: DNAngel is not mine. I only like to borrow the characters and dream up silly things that happen to them.

Author's Note: This story came from a dream that I had. Moral: Do not read DNAngel and then play with your brother's hamster right before going to sleep. I just thought it was funny enough to be turned into a fanfic.

"This" = Daisuke talking inside Dark's head or Dark talking inside Daisuke's head. Or Satoshi talking inside Krad's… okay, you get the picture.

Chapter One

Small, Dark, and Fuzzy

Daisuke's POV

"Dark! I can't believe you!"

"What? I'm not doing anything."

"Yes, you are. Why are they here!?"

"Because, Daisuke, cute girls around help me to get the job done faster. Now shut up so I don't look like I'm talking to myself!"

Hi there, folks. It's me, Daisuke Niwa, once again stuck on a crazy mission with Dark. This time, we're stealing a magic artwork called the Transformation Stone from a man named Tachikawa Izumi. Mr. Izumi is a scientist. A "mad scientist" as Dark pointed out the instant we got into his lab.

The place did seem to suit a mad scientist. It was filled with beakers of bubbling substances, notes scrawled in handwriting messier than even Takeshi's, and vials of strange liquids in bright neon colors. The only problem: it was attached to the back of a pet store which Mr. Izumi also owned. And Riku and Risa had shown up at the pet store.

Risa, being her usual nosy self, wanted to go in the back room that was near the hamster cages. She said it was because she couldn't find anyone to help her and she figured it was the employee break room or something. But I have the feeling Risa just has Dark-detecting sensors in her brain and could find him anywhere he was.

"Mister Dark, what are you doing here, anyways?" Risa asked.

"Hmm… stealing something, but I can't seem to find it," Dark replied. "Geez, this place is messier than my bedroom," he muttered under his breath. I assumed he was talking about my room, which actually wasn't that messy at all! Whatever. It was Dark, so I didn't have any clue what he was talking about, as usual.

"Dark, watch out or you'll knock that over!" I warned him as his elbow almost bumped into a bright purple vial.

"Knock what over?" he asked, only proceeding to turn around and… knock the vial over. Great. My klutziness was rubbing off on him.

When Dark knocked the vial over, it exploded in a puff of white smoke. "W-what's going on?" Riku shouted.

"Mister Dark! Help me! Where are you?" Risa squealed.

"What the heck?" was all Dark said before I found myself standing there, in my own body, feeling completely and utterly alone. Dark had disappeared from my consciousness.

"Dark! Where are you! DARK!" I shouted.

"Shut up! Daisuke! You'll alert someone!" Dark's voice snapped from somewhere below the table the vial had been sitting on.

"Dark? What? Where did you go?" I asked.

"Down here, moron!" Dark retorted. I bent down and looked under the table, expecting that the potion had somehow knocked Dark out of me. But as I looked around, he wasn't anywhere to be seen. How would someone his size hide behind a table, anyway? Unless, of course, the potion had turned him invisible. "Daisuke. Look further down," Dark said exasperatedly.

I did, and the first thing I saw was a ball of purple fur sitting near my shoe. It was the exact color of…Dark's hair. "Dark?" I asked.

"Yeah, slowpoke," the purple furry thing replied as it sat upright, revealing a little head and four legs, two of which it was standing on. It was a hamster. Rather, Dark was a hamster.

Author's Note: And that's it for today! I'll have lots more later, trust me, that was one long dream! Fortunately for you, I'm not including the part about High School Musical or me falling off of stages or all my manga turning into purple notebooks that my friends had written in. Just the parts that relate to DNAngel.

P.S. I drew a picture for this fanfic of all our little hamster-y friends. It should be on my website, a link to which is on my profile. The link only goes to the main page of the website, but the picture should be on the gallery (that's where pictures go, duh) under the album "Asuka's Pictures" (Because I'm Asuka). It's entitled DNAngel Hamster Dreams so just search for it because I have like 150 pictures on there. If you don't want to search for it, it's on the 3rd page of pictures. It should be towards the end.