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NutterBrothers … A Bromance

Ziva was right, Tony and Tim were like a married couple … even though they were still speaking ... they were just going through a rough patch. There was something or someone between them however; Detective Philip McCadden. He was dashing, debonair, skinny and he quoted movies! He was Tony's new Brofriend. Tim was left out in the cold and in need of a hug or a Nutter Butter. He had tried so hard to lose weight and he had succeeded but now all he wanted to do was eat. He couldn't eat his favorite morning donuts because it irritated Tony and he didn't want to eat their favorite Nutter Butter sandwich cookies because that just made him sad. He wanted pizza, hotdogs, ice cream, popcorn loaded with butter … anything to take his mind off of losing his …

"Wife … McGee … for crying out loud and I think you're about to! He's you're partner and you're acting like he's you're wife!"

"Cut it out Abbs, am not!"

"Are to, ya big baby!"

"I was just saying that, that's all he talks about … 'Mc CEEE' this and 'Mc CEEEE' that. I mean … geesh, who wants to hear, 'McCEEE' all day long?"

"I don't know, McGEEEE!"

"Funny ha, ha, Abbs."

"Does it mean anything that I love you … anything at all?"

"Of course it does, Abbs … it means a lot to me and I love you too. What does that have to do with anything?"

"If I … me … Abigail Sciuto mean anything to you, then you'll step away from the vending machine. I like the new improved skinny Tim … not that I didn't like the old Tim … I did, but now you're healthier … yeah, that's right … healthier."

"Oh … so what you're saying is … the chubby unhealthy Tim was an unappealing slob … is that it Abbs?"

"I don't think I said that McGee … in fact I know I didn't."

"I read between the lines and besides, Tony liked the chubby me better."

Abby holds up three fingers.

"Read between these lines, McGee!"

She proceeds to dig in her pocket for a dollar bill. After she pulls it out, she inserts it into the vending machine and delivers to Tim a Nutter Butter.

"Here … eat it, cry over your Brofriend break up and get chubby again. I'm done with your pity party!"

As Tim is about to un-wrap his Nutter Butter, Tony calls him on his cell.

"Probie … want to meet me at Fat Bill's for a beer?"

"Really?"

"Yeah McGee … really."

"Is McCEEE, with you?"

"Nah … do you believe he doesn't like Nutter Butters … brother!?"

"I guess you could say that we're Nutter Brothers … aye Tony?"

"Yeah, Tim … Nutter Brothers."

"Tony, is there a movie about brothers?"

Gibbs walks by and gets the gist of the conversation, he decides to put his two cents in.

"Yeah McGee, Dumb and Dumber."

Sorry ... couldn't help myself from writing this crazy Fic! Hope you had a little laugh!! ~ Thanks for reading ~ Judy