Nami's Date

Nami couldn't believe it. She'll never get the blood stains out of her dress! Sanji was such an idiot sometimes!

Everyone was out in the living room for this one. Robin sat on one of the couches, her usual amused smile on her face, and Franky, her "super" husband, sat grinning next to her, massive arms slung across the couch back. Usopp was cowering in the corner somewhere. Luffy, Usopp's obnoxious roommate, was bouncing up and down giggling like a five year old. Even Chopper, the teen doctor-to-be, was watching eagerly. Nami stood in the front entryway, fists balled up, ready to strike, and face turning several shades of angry reds.

"YOU IDIOT!!!" she finally exploded at Sanji.

Said man was sprawled out in an armchair, bleeding from a few wounds and sporting an icepack over a swelling black eye.

He muttered weakly, "He didn't deserve you."

"THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE!"

"But Nami, my love – "

"Don't. Call. Me. That."

Everyone's heads were bouncing back and forth between the two, like watching a ping pong match.

"I found some bandages," Zoro, Sanji's roommate, announced as he came down the stairs holding a few boxes of gauze and cloth.

"Oh good, I knew we had some," Robin cooed from the couch. "We go through those more than toilet paper around here!"

This received a tense chuckle from the other occupants, but Nami's aura of rage suppressed any truly joyous feelings, except for Luffy who always had that stupid grin on his face.

Zoro and Chopper set to work on their beaten-up friend, Nami still seething in the foyer.

"Let's just hope what's-his-name didn't have a concussion from all the kicks to the head," Zoro commented as Sanji moaned.

"Jack. His name was Jack." Uh oh, another Nami explosion was about to happen. "No one even bothered to ask his name before he was beaten to a bloody pulp! What the HELL was your problem?! I go on one date and my crazy housemates decide to ruin it! I was banking on all you children being in bed at this hour in the hopes of passing off that I live in the quiet company of my parents."

"Hey! You don't live with your parents!" Luffy shouted, indignant.

Nami sighed and slouched against the front door. "I know that, Luffy. I was lying so I would seem more normal."

"He was scum!" Sanji yelled out.

"How do you know?! You leaped down on top of him from the second story window for God's sake!"

"He was going to kiss you!"

"Yes, Sanji, that is usually what you do after a date. But I didn't get kissed, did I?"

"I saved you from that kiss-stealing jerk! Your precious, full lips would have been tainted!"

Nami threw her arms in the air. "I give up. Thank you, Sanji, for ruining my chances with a really great, really normal, really rich guy. Thanks a lot." She took a deep sigh, trying to balance the raging emotions within. "I'm taking a hot bath and going to bed. I'll kill anyone who bothers me."

Her high heels pounded up the stairs followed by a door slamming.

"Jeeze, Sanji, you really made Nami mad!" Luffy laughed, still bouncing around.

"Guess I better go tape up that window," Franky said, getting up and stretching. "The repairs on this place are never ending!" He grabbed a garbage bag and duct tape out of the kitchen and went upstairs to Zoro and Sanji's room.

"Way to go, Curly Brow," jeered Zoro.

"Who are you calling Curly Brow, Moss Head!" Sanji protested, trying to stand, but fell back into the armchair with a hand to his head.

"Let's not start more fighting," Usopp piped up, coming out from behind the couch.

"Hahaha! Wasn't Nami scary?" Luffy laughed.

"She's always scary," Chopper said next to him.

A sultry feminine voice chuckled. "Well you did ruin her date," Robin said, still chuckling. "It's late, so I'm going back to bed."

She got up and headed for the stairs. Walking past Sanji, she stopped and added in a low, dark voice, "Since this is my house, you're paying for that window." Then she turned to everyone and smiled, almost cheerily. "Goodnight everyone!"

Everyone made some sort of response, save for Sanji who was overcome by melancholy rather suddenly.

A/N: I know this storyline has probably been done before, but it's a good start for the epicness to follow \^o^/ I can't promise I will update on a regular basis. This is just kind of a random idea that will pop up at random times! Please review!!! I need to know what you think so I can write more!