Yay, finally a new story. I'm sorry it took that long ^^ Well, i originally had planned to write for the 100 themes challenge first, but well i got this crazy idea in my head and i thought i should write it down xD And here it is :)

Disclaimer: One Piece and his characters definitely don't belong to me.

Warnings: Yaoi, means boyxboy (i warned you :D) and swearing (do i really have to make a swearing warning?! this is Sanji and Zoro we're talking about XD)

Well, i hope you'll like the story :D

On a bright and sunny afternoon the Thousand Sunny anchored at a small island called Javia to restock their supplies.

The first thing Nami did was asking one of the habitants how long it would take for the logpose to memorize a new course, because she didn't want to lose their old course.

Apparently it would take almost a year which meant they didn't have to rush things and maybe they could even rest for a few days.

When Nami came back, the whole crew gathered in the galley to talk about their stay on the island.

The read-haired girl gave everyone money to spend on supplies and money to spend on whatever they wanted.

"Guys, I will tell you your tasks on this island. Sanji you will go and stock up on the food supplies, Zoro will help you to carry them. Chopper and Robin, you will stock up the medicine supply. Franky you'll see if the ship is intact and buy what you need to keep it intact, Usopp will help you. Brook you will go with me. I want to buy new paper and ink and I want to look around the island to draw a map of it."

She made a short pause and Luffy bounced up and down in front of her.

"What's with me? What should I do?"

"You'll just be sure to not get into any kind of trouble."

The rubber man pouted.

"That's no fun. You're mean."

"Alright, you can come with Brook and me. Maybe you can be useful."

"Yaaaay."

Nami just ignored the captain's cheerings and spoke to the crew again.

"You're going to stay at the inn in the port town tonight. I'll reserve rooms for you before we leave the town. Brook, Luffy and I will sleep in another town tonight, we won't be able to see the whole island today. We'll come back tomorrow. Did you understand everything?"

Everyone agreed and Nami nodded confidently.

"Ah and guys? Don't get into any kind of trouble or I'll kill you."

With a last smile which sent shivers down Usopp's and Chopper's spine she turned on her heels and left the ship with the two boys in tow.

Sanji searched for his cigarettes and turned towards Zoro.

"Well, I'm not particularly fond of our team but at least you're able to carry the heavy stuff."

"Che, I'm not your pack-mule you know"

Sanji grinned evilly.

"Well, for today you will be. You shouldn't anger the person who's cooking for you and you heard what Nami said. You have to follow her orders."

Zoro decided to drop the subject after he thought about how bitchy Nami would be if he's not doing what she told him. He let out a sigh.

"Let's get over with it."

(*~+~*)

Five hours and a lot of arguments later the both of them returned to the ship, their hands full with food supplies.

After they stowed everything away they went to the front deck where Usopp and Franky were currently busy with reparing some minor damage they got during their last fight with marines. The shipwright stopped working and looked at the two men.

"Finished your tasks already?"

"Yeah, we got everything we needed."

Sanji took a cigarette from his pack and lit it with his lighter.

"But if that idiot marimo hadn't gone lost once, we would have been faster."

"Shut up. It was your fault. You stacked the bags and packages I had to carry too high so I couldn't see where I was walking."

"Yeah, right."

"I don't need your fucking sarcasm."

Franky sighed and interrupted the fight.

"Don't fight here please, I don't want to repair the damage you would cause.

Usopp tried to help him.

"What will the two of you do in the town, now that you have free time?"

The moment Sanji's feed began floating and hundreds of hearts were flying around him they already knew the answer.

"Of course I'm going to see if I can find some pretty ladies. Maybe I'll meet Robin and we're going on a date."

"Yeah, Yeah!"

Usopp now turned towards Zoro.

"And you?"

"Don't know, I think I'm going to find some booze."

"I see."

"What will you do?"

"Nothing much today. It's going to be evening when we're finished with the ship. Therefore I think we'll just go eat something and then go to the inn Nami was talking about."

"Alright. Well I'll go now. Good luck with your repairs."

With that said Zoro turned around to search for some pub in town and he noticed that a few steps behind him Sanji was going into the same direction; searching for a prey .. err .. woman.

Soon after he turned around a corner he was lost. Again. He swore lightly and looked around only to see a forest in front of him. How the hell did he get there even though he was only searching for some booze.

He saw something moving in the corner of his eye and turned towards the cause of the movement. Standing there was a small old granny with a basket full of herbs on her back.

She looked at him and slowly began to walk towards him.

"Hey youngster. Could you help me please? I'm lost and I can't find my way back home."

"Sorry Granny but I don't know the way either."

Her face had a shocked expression and she almost screamed at him.

"What do you mean, you don't know. You're too young for Alzheimer."

A vein popped on Zoro's forehead but he tried to stay calm, remembering himself that the person in front of him was a helpless old lady.

"Alzheimer? I don't know the way, yeah that's right, but that doesn't mean I'm ill with Alzheimer. You're living on this island, not me. You should know the way."

"How rude. Who are you to insult me? Didn't your mother teach you to be respectful towards your Elders. Besides, what's with your hairstyle? Dying your hair green. Youngsters, nowadays. When I was young we had to work from dawn till dusk. We hadn't as much freedom as you. We never even had the time to get lost."

Screw the helpless little granny part.

"What the hell. You're saying I'm insulting you and now you're criticizing my hair color? The color's natural. I didn't dye it."

Now they were really fighting. A grown up man and a little granny only half of the height.

"How shameless. Now you're daring to talk against me. You're going to regret it boy. Believe me."

She searched inside of her pocket until she found a little vial. She tossed it towards Zoro and it broke, spilling it contents all over the green haired man.

"What the hell. What was inside of the bottle?"

The granny laughed evilly and began to walk away.

"You'll see youngster, you'll see.

Zoro's body began to heat up and he felt as if his bones and skin were going to melt. He went down on his knees and by the time his torso hit the floor he was already unconscious.

Reviews please :D

Just tell me if it's good or bad or if i have to improve on something. And please, tell me if i made any big grammar mistakes ^^

But don't flame okay? :D

See ya :D